microhouse

Minimalistic housemusic often associated with the german label Kompakt. A favorite with european hipsters.

That guy have lots of Justus Köhncke on his Mp3-player. He wanna be as hip as Erlend Øye and the guys at Vice.

by Anders_HJ July 15, 2004

Microhome

Homes that are way too freaking small to live in.
Generally 70 to 200 sq feet.

That microhome is smaller than my fucking dogs house.

by StefenVenn September 20, 2006

microhooker

A person who seems to offer sex for no financial or emotional investment, but in practice makes a series of small demands which accumulate to a non-obvious significant investment.

"I thought she was good to go, but 80 bucks a later, I had to throw that microhooker back."

by Mr Punch December 17, 2008

microcause

A small cause that, although seemingly insignificant, will vibrate, or bitbrate, with other microcauses, causing huge unforeseen consequences.

Don't be still.. if we all microcause at will, change will come eventually.

by bigyupo June 12, 2011

Microconsent

Microconsent/ing/ed
- when a person does NOT verbally consent to sexual activity & expresses uncertainty to any form of sexual interaction

- is not true consensual sex therefore the other party should not proceed in pursuing sexual activity

- MICROCONSENT IS NOT CONSENT!!

Examples of Microconsent:
- being friendly
- physical compliments

- uncertainty towards sexual relations

Girl: Why are you touching me like that??
Guy: I thought you wanted it...
Girl: That was microconsent, not consent!!

by drywaller 4000 January 26, 2021

microhoe

A tiny hoe with a little penis.
He's cute though

Microhoe you hoe, get in the corner!

by Microhello guy November 13, 2021

Metrohouse

When you smoke so much dope you've contaiminated a building with weed or other smoke and people start yelling from the corner stores greetings and request for music and everyone's talking together allowed or not usually trigger by a idiot.

There was metrohouse in my building last night the hallways were filled with smoke and there were mattresses in the hallways. People asleep on them it was as if the whole metropolitan area moved into my building.and there were 15 cars I didn't recognise and someone stole my keys and someone else traded children.

by Cody5050 July 21, 2022