Microhome 

Homes that are way too freaking small to live in.
Generally 70 to 200 sq feet.

That microhome is smaller than my fucking dogs house.

Microhome by StefenVenn September 20, 2006

microgement

A more micro form of management.

Michael Scott: "I am going to manage you on a more personal scale; a more micro form of management. Jim, what is that called?”

Jim Halpert: Microgement?

microgement by razzadoop September 5, 2018

Microbiomes 

Microbiomes are the longest known alien form of life. As in any life form, there are good and evil. Microbiomes aka aliens, are known for their voracious cannabalistic appetite. Crediting their mere exsistance to their unique ability to multiple at a rapid rate while feasting on other microbiomes. Human DNA is the prime rib of their main menu followed by your dog. The best line of defense agaisnst these resilient beings is to WASH YOUR HANDS!!!

Danielle didn't care if Jims microbiomes were infectionusly infesting his sinuses, she was gonna kiss him anyway.

Microbiomes by D-tothe-L February 25, 2017

Microphone Spamming 

Blowing excessively into the microphone just to piss people off.

"OH GOD DAMN THAT MICROPHONE SPAMMING NERD"

"FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF"

"MUTE HIM"

"FFFFFF"

Microphone Spamming by BadolzoN August 5, 2008

microphone check 

A form of foreplay, when a woman gives head before or during sex.

"bro she stopped half way through and gave me a microphone check."

"hey babe before we get started I'm gonna need you to check the microphone"

microphone check by Then8ie December 24, 2013

Kurt Cobain's Microphone 

A shotgun.

*Mike and Sarah are awoken by a noise in the middle of the night*

Sarah (Whispering): I think there's an intruder in the house

Mike (Whispering): Get me Kurt Cobain's Microphone and I'll give this noisy bastard something to sing about.

Kurt Cobain's Microphone by Sieffy March 21, 2017

Microphone check 

Is marijuana smoke or vape pulled through any the users device of choice.

Man she’s trippin’ she needs to go check the fuck out of a damn microphone.

I need to go around back and do a quick mic check (microphone check) my high is fading!

Microphone check by all_good_daze June 15, 2019