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Macrohard 

A large penile erection - the opposite of Microsoft, which means to have a flaccid penis.
Guy 1: "I've got a macrohard after watching that movie."
Guy 2: "I've got a microsoft now after being outside in -30 C in shorts."
Macrohard by TheLoneCrusader May 17, 2014

microturd 

A pejorative name used for someone who is only considered a minor league asshole.
This new guy is a workplace oddball who is essentially harmless and is widely seen as a bit of a microturd.
microturd by Dr Bunnygirl January 31, 2019

microturding

A term describing the phenomenon of tiny, hard, rabbit pellet-like shits that cluster in a big lump, resulting from opiate use.
Maybe it’s TMI, but I’ve been microturding for the entire week.
microturding by Dr Bunnygirl August 29, 2019

macrohard 

I have a big macrohard.
macrohard by haha September 4, 2003

Microhard 

Microsoft's evil twin. They have different mothers but the same father. Bill Gates kicked Microhard out of the house as a young child.
Person 1: I saw Microhard on the street today.
Person 2: Yeah, I heard about him. Was he ugly?
Person 1: Yeah.

Microdermal

A single point piercing in which a "Microdermal" anchor is placed under the skin and "popped" into place. They can be placed anywhere on the body including face/eyelids etc.

Microdermal anchors have far less chance than any other surface piercing to reject although often run into complications if put in by an in-experienced piercer.
Cassy got a microdermal in between her cleavage!
Microdermal by Tom K Blair August 1, 2008
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Frothability 

The measure of an emotional and over zealous consumer in an upwardly charging market, also known as a bull market. It's characterized by rising asset prices, increased investor confidence, and favorable growth in the markets, bro.
The frothability was evident as over-zealous consumers eagerly engaged in bidding wars, driving property prices to unsustainable levels reminiscent of previous speculative bubbles.
Frothability by cptn.kagaroo1 January 26, 2024
Word of the Day on November 12, 2026

Soul digger

A man who dates women with the sole purpose of exploiting their time, energy, and labor while he sucks the joy and happiness from their lives.
"That guy's a soul digger. He'll expect you to work full time, but you'll be doing all the cooking, cleaning, laundry, shopping, and childcare while he plays video games or watches TV."
Soul digger by anonymous November 11, 2026
Word of the Day on November 11, 2026

pod person 

A person pretending to be something they aren't, or an impostor. This is inferred because of the old alien movies where alien pods appear on earth and the "pod people" dispose of the humans and slowly reproduce the bodies, pretending to be humans.
The pod person was pretending to be my father, but I knew that he was an alien when he acted differently than my father ever would have.
pod person by Christopher M. May 9, 2005
Word of the Day on November 10, 2026
A dead drop is a location used to secretly pass items between two people, without requiring them to meet.

Spies have been known to use dead drops, using various techniques to hide the items and to signal that the drop has been made. Drug dealers use this as well.

A common place is to duct tape the item to the underside of a toilet cover in a public restroom.

A signal is sometimes used as well to indicate there is something to pickup, like a pile of stones in a certain formation. After checking the drop the signal is removed.
"The dead drop is the restroom toilet at the Gulf station at the corner of Commercial Ave. and Georges Rd."
dead drop by rubberroom July 23, 2008
Word of the Day on November 9, 2026

No Surprises Wedding

A "No Surprises Wedding," or NSW, is a wedding invitation designation that tells attendees that there can be no unplanned announcements, engagements, events or speeches at the wedding - all actions must be pre-approved by the couple. Anyone who performs an unapproved "surprise" will be asked to leave the wedding early.

This designation comes from Reddit, where so many stories of bad wedding behavior indicated a need to communicate expectations for the wedding behavior of attendees.
You are cordially invited to the nuptials of Brian and Tom on October 31 at noon.

Please note that this wedding is child-free (under 10) and a No Surprises Wedding (NSW). Reach out to wedding planner Sami Smith to request approvals or exceptions; please note that exceptions will be rare. Limited child care for under-10s will be available. All approvals will be noted and included in planning. Unapproved, or surprise exceptions, will result in guests being asked to leave.
Word of the Day on November 8, 2026
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