Micrhoewave

If you have a micrhoewave as a friend, consider yourself a lucky son of a female dog. This person is a legend 9 times out of 10 and one of the kindest and realest people you meet. This person is impossible to make angry, they'll just laugh at you and make you angry at yourself.

"This micrhoewave is not a hoe"

Micrhoewave by Microhello guy November 12, 2021

microwave 

(n) A hand gesture used by a midget to say hello

Hey, the midget over there just gave me a microwave

microwave by Johhny Bravo August 2, 2011

microwave the hot dog 

To engage in anal sex with a woman that is menstruating

My wife was on the rag so I had to microwave the hot dog

microwave the hot dog by Mort Glickman May 9, 2012

Ass Microwave 

When you slip your freezing cold hands between your ass cheeks and pants, creating a nice, warm feeling known as the 'Ass Microwave'.

Chester: Hey Mark, its 20 degrees right now, do you have some money so I can get some gloves?
Mark: Nah, man, sorry. Spent my last 20 dollars at the strip club, getting HIV from a hooker.
Chester: Ah well, I guess I'll just have to make an Ass Microwave to warm 'em up.

Ass Microwave by TheNiggersWIllRiseAgain April 10, 2015

ass smack microwave 

To hit somone in the ass with the door of the microwave as they walk by. This is done by pushing the button that opens the microwave door timing it so they get a noticable tap on the ass.
Make sure to have some sort of heated food in there so as to protect yourself for any sort of trouble you may get into, apparently some people don't like getting a tap on the ass...

i didnt want to get fired for sexual misconduct so i pulled off an ass smack microwave on that hot secretary downstairs just to see that nice oooo face she makes.

ass smack microwave by desktop peev June 13, 2006

Microwave minute 

When time slows down while waiting for you food to heat in the microwave. Known side effects are increased hunger, slowing of all the clocks in your house and walking around aimlessly trying to kill time. The microwave minute has the ability to slow time turning one minute into what feels lime an hour.

Kus(9:00 pm): dude when are you gunna get here??
Ryan(9:00 pm): I'll be there in a microwave minute.

Kus(9:00 pm): aight g. Ill see you at 10:00!

Microwave minute by x addict3d x June 29, 2010

could Jesus microwave a burrito so hot that even he couldn't eat it? 

a paradox made up by stoners with nothing better to do

stoned guy 1)could Jesus microwave a burrito so hot that even he couldn't eat it?
stoned guy 2)WHOOOOAAAAAA!!! i don't know.... what a thinker!!!
stoned guy 1)tell me about it

could Jesus microwave a burrito so hot that even he couldn't eat it? by EatMyFukk May 13, 2008