Microhod

Hod slang for anything specific to the king of all hods, Microhod is the one who micro manages everything that everyone is doing, from the time that they punch in to when they take their lunch even when they finish and clock out leaving zero room for error. This person typically has a micropenis

Yo microhod lay off my punches

by Bustincider December 31, 2019

Microchode

A chode (a small stumpy penis) that is even more abnormally small then a regular chode. Typically associated with Asian males. A derogatory term used to diminish ones manliness.

Dude, that Asian has a microchode.

Leo, why do you have such a microchode??

by ChinaTripCrew April 18, 2010

Microhome

Homes that are way too freaking small to live in.
Generally 70 to 200 sq feet.

That microhome is smaller than my fucking dogs house.

by StefenVenn September 20, 2006

microhooker

A person who seems to offer sex for no financial or emotional investment, but in practice makes a series of small demands which accumulate to a non-obvious significant investment.

"I thought she was good to go, but 80 bucks a later, I had to throw that microhooker back."

by Mr Punch December 17, 2008

Microhog

When you got a tunacan shaped dick and like to talk about it to your bros for some reason.

"Trip Vee of 'The Lifted' has a microhog. He keeps talking about it to me like I care."

by cryptocuck July 30, 2019

microhouse

Minimalistic housemusic often associated with the german label Kompakt. A favorite with european hipsters.

That guy have lots of Justus Köhncke on his Mp3-player. He wanna be as hip as Erlend Øye and the guys at Vice.

by Anders_HJ July 15, 2004

Micromodding

When someone tries to micromanage a Mod on Twitch or Discord

Matt is gonna get banned if he keeps micromodding Trev.

by thebeastcode June 2, 2019