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Martincitopants
Martincitopants by Joe Mama sugondese nuts February 18, 2021
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Bald Martin
Bald Martin means an absolute lad a man that can do anything they are not just genius but bald one. It has been said that they are alpha male and are pro at hide and seek
Bald Martin by The truth giver December 17, 2019
Melanie Martinez 👑
An amazing singer/songwriter with an amazing new album , she is very pretty and has a unique makeup style and genre , she loves and cares for all of her fans 💜
Kennedy: do u know Melanie Martinez 👑?
Olivia: yea I went to her concert and she was so sweet
Kennedy: your so lucky
Olivia: yea I went to her concert and she was so sweet
Kennedy: your so lucky
Melanie Martinez 👑 by Mollie Surely November 17, 2019
Martina
Martina is a really funny, nice and kind girl who always helps those in need, even if this can put them in difficulty.
She is a romantic, a relationship with her is heaven, she will always put you first and everything and treat you like you are the only person in this world.
But be careful not to make her angry.
She is a romantic, a relationship with her is heaven, she will always put you first and everything and treat you like you are the only person in this world.
But be careful not to make her angry.
Martina by iloveyouso November 21, 2021
Melanie Martinez
Person 1: do you listen to Melanie Martinez?
Person 2: Is syrup still syrup in a sippy cup? Hell yeah
Person 2: Is syrup still syrup in a sippy cup? Hell yeah
Melanie Martinez by Faceless Alison March 30, 2016
bald martin
A literal god amongst men. However, he is often pranked by his idiotic stepson - Morgz - who doesn’t realise his true power
bald martin by Prophet Of Martin March 9, 2019
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So Joe where are you taking the kids for spring break vacation? We are going on an oblication to Boca to visit my mother-in-law.
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Northstarring
Finding your way back to the truth by fixing on one verified fact and working out from there, the way you navigate by the North Star when everything around you is spinning.
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A plate of brown consists of foods that have little to no nutritional value, and are typically deep fried. A true plate of brown will also be accompanied by a dark soda.
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When finance content creators rent out fancy cars and flex cash to seem richer than they really are in order to promote and sell their “get rich quick” courses.
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Palmela Handerson
Your hand that you masturbate with.
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Boyfriend: Have a visit from Palmela Handerson of course!
Boyfriend: Have a visit from Palmela Handerson of course!
Palmela Handerson by One eyed wombat June 13, 2018
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