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Bald Martin means an absolute lad a man that can do anything they are not just genius but bald one. It has been said that they are alpha male and are pro at hide and seek
Oh my look at that bald Martin he is such an alpha
by The truth giver December 17, 2019
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The Nussy, or the “nose pussy”, if you will, was discovered during the corona virus pandemic of 2020. People that had to be tested for Covid-19 had to have their nose swabbed right where the brain connects, which often led to people rolling back their eyes and gagging.

A nose-swab-fetish developed from this, because we, as humans, ruin everything.
Oh fuck yeah, swab my nussy

Sir, please, I went to medical school

by Pogoextreme December 25, 2020
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A literal god amongst men. However, he is often pranked by his idiotic stepson - Morgz - who doesn’t realise his true power
Wow, you’re so powerful, you’ve got about 1% of bald martin’s power
by Prophet Of Martin March 09, 2019
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The most powerful creature on this planet. His stepson Morgz does not see his true power and will one day be overthrown by this God of a man. Bald Martin will also conquer the human race and save us all from the impending doom of Morgz Mum
You: You are such a Bald Martin, Jesus!

Jesus: Gee thanks
by BaldMartinIsMyDad November 21, 2019
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Bald martin Is the Literal God, Some might say the Ultimate God (and there right)
He is usually bullied and tortured By his Step Son MORGZ
He's famous for the magical Dish, Beans and burgers, Only he can make it... and if you Eat his dish you become blessed and get one wish granted

HEs Literal god
Bald martin

by Fricking dumbass February 24, 2020
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