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metropolotan

Denotes a "big city" locale where everyone engages in da classic "hockey on horseback" sport right out in da streets.
Perhaps there'd be less frenetic "galloping about" in a metropolotan area if a large plot of land was set aside for a community park where da equestrian riders could go to play their favorite game, resulting in quieter streets and clearer throughways and thus allowing for more serene and uneventful commuting around da business and residential sectors of said urban area.
metropolotan by QuacksO October 14, 2025
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Methropolitan 

Of, relating to, or characteristic of a major production and distribution area of Methamphetamine for street sales.
Polk County Florida is a thriving Methropolitan area, there's practically a meth lab in every neighborhood.

I say, "Handjob" Holly is looking very Methropolitan today with her tattered, dirty clothes and gaunt appearance, eh?
Methropolitan by auralgasm October 6, 2011

metropolitan innundation syndrome 

Metropolitan Innundation Syndrome, or MIS, has two main manifestations.

The most prominent occurs when someone of rural or suburban origins travels to a large city. Symptoms include disorientation, slow reactions (as they are unused to the faster pace of life), respiratory problems (from polution), hearing loss and/or tinitus (caused by city noise), and eye strain (from excessive light exposure).

The second manifestation occurs when a city-dweller travels to suburbia or a rural area. The primary symptom in this case is boredome, and subsequent substance abuse or destructive behavior.
Type I: WTF? Where am I? All the streets look the same! I can't think with all this noise and light!

Type II: Dude! There's no Starbucks here! Let's get drunk and burn stuff.

Metropolitania 

The architecture, artifacts, and other physical elements that exude the ethos of the paradigmatic Metropolis
The Chrysler Building in New York City is a shining example of Art Deco Metropolitania.
Metropolitania by TheSarahShow September 29, 2008

Metropolitan Avenue 

Metropolitan Avenue is a major avenue located in Queens NY. It starts off at Jamaica Avenue by the Van Wyck Expressway in Richmond Hill and goes all the way to Williamsburg in Brooklyn from there. Metropolitan Avenue is known to be a major truck route in Queens and is also a major commercial strip for most of the neighborhoods it cuts through, which includes Kew Gardens, Forest Hills, Middle Village, Maspeth, Ridgewood, and Williamsburg. Metromall is located on Metropolitan Avenue in Middle Village. The Q54 is Metropolitan Avenue's main bus.
Take Metropolitan Avenue to reach Fresh Pond Road.
Metropolitan Avenue by NYC Metalhead September 4, 2006

Queens metropolitan high school 

A school where a bunch of wiggers say “yo bro lemme hit dat juul”. All the kids smoke loud for clout but they are all juul feens who wear durags. All the retards ask “ why they put toilets in the juul room” and walk around dapping their white boys up. They walk around screaming “bloood” or “stoopid” and throw up gang signs.
queens metropolitan high school kid: lemme hit you’re juul B

Random nigga: nah nigga it’s my last pod

queens metropolitan high school kid: you young bloood please one hit young bloood

Metropoloponopolis 

1. A city or an urban area regarded as the center of meeting.
2. A meeting place.
3. The core of a city or downtown
4. To meet when a place is mentioned
1.Jerusalem is thought of as the Metropoloponopolis of the middle east.
2.We met at the metropoloponopolis in her back yard-the treehouse.
3.We went shopping in Metropoloponopolis Portland, and met our friends for coffee.
4.We are going to metropoloponopolis downtown tomorrow.