metromale

a Modern male who's sexual inclination/orientation can not be defined by his dress sense, outer appearance or physical body. Previously, it was assumed that a man who makes a concerted effort to look after himself, go for beauty treatments, has the latest, trendiest fashionable clothing and hair-style and frequents gym, had to be 'gay' or homosexual - at first glance. Times are changing and even 'straight' or heterosexual. Men are becoming more conscious of their appearance. This developing subculture influences the way we look at the modern man, but confuses the general 'gay-dar' ("The ability/gift of being able to detect homosexuality in other people")One has to be careful not to assume that a good-looking, well-groomed male is 'gay' or homosexual.

That man has the perfect body, great dress sense and always looks perfect. He must be gay, or maybe he's a metromale.
a Well known Latino pop-singer from Puerto Rico is a perfect example of the 'metro-male' no one except himself is absolutely certain for which team he plays.

by Emvee November 16, 2007

Metroplex

Sprawling metropolitan area, often combining two major cities.

a word usually used to describe the Dallas-Fort Worth area since the two cities with their suburbs merge into what seems like one huge city, the 5th largest in the U.S.

Dude, I got fucking lost in the metroplex.
The DFW metroplex is one big ass place!

by dadallasdude April 18, 2006

metrollectual

portmanteau of metro and intellectual.

one who adopts the mannerisms, attire and behaviour of an intellectual, without actually ever thinking for themselves.

a hipster sub-type.

see that guy with the stack of books on his table, wearing an MIT shirt, looking at porn on his laptop?

yeah?

i'm going to punch that metrollectual motherfucker and break his non-prescription glasses.

by fourohtre December 13, 2010

Metroplex

A country word people in Texas call the Dallas-Fort Worth area.

He lives on the other side of the Metroplex.
There are too many people in the Metroplex.

by Unknown October 7, 2004

metrogate

a place where lots of bad shit happens. also, home of the infamous vandershower. It is often unneccesarily guarded by a muhammed, who makes sure no intruders sneak in. however, why someone would want to enter metrogate is beyond me. dont be fooled by the comfy couches in the common room. a blacklight would reveal much more than meets the common eye. and that computer you are using in the computer lab, was most likely used by a pedophile or a strange old man with glasses openly watching gay porn.

Guy 1: Dude, don't tell me you got sent there???
Guy 2: Yea man, I have to spend three months in Metrogate.
Guy 1: Oh man, you better watch out for that vandershower!

by Vander-gate is Vander-shit August 4, 2009

metromance

A unique relationship with someone on your regular metro commute - consummated mainly by winks, waves, and smiles.

Jim: Who is that blonde you just waved to?

Me: I dont now her name, we've been having a metromance for the past few months. I call her 8th St. cuz that's her stop.

by dajonts December 9, 2010

METRO-MALE

A good-looking, fashionable young man who pays special attention to style and taste who displays the levels of care and pride in their appearance which is usually associated with women; but who are not deemed to be homo-sexual and are secure in their masculinity.

TomKat,Bradanjolina are so metro-male.

by Finess May 17, 2008