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metromale 

a Modern male who's sexual inclination/orientation can not be defined by his dress sense, outer appearance or physical body. Previously, it was assumed that a man who makes a concerted effort to look after himself, go for beauty treatments, has the latest, trendiest fashionable clothing and hair-style and frequents gym, had to be 'gay' or homosexual - at first glance. Times are changing and even 'straight' or heterosexual. Men are becoming more conscious of their appearance. This developing subculture influences the way we look at the modern man, but confuses the general 'gay-dar' ("The ability/gift of being able to detect homosexuality in other people")One has to be careful not to assume that a good-looking, well-groomed male is 'gay' or homosexual.
That man has the perfect body, great dress sense and always looks perfect. He must be gay, or maybe he's a metromale.
a Well known Latino pop-singer from Puerto Rico is a perfect example of the 'metro-male' no one except himself is absolutely certain for which team he plays.
metromale by Emvee November 16, 2007
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Sprawling metropolitan area, often combining two major cities.

a word usually used to describe the Dallas-Fort Worth area since the two cities with their suburbs merge into what seems like one huge city, the 5th largest in the U.S.
Dude, I got fucking lost in the metroplex.
The DFW metroplex is one big ass place!
Metroplex by dadallasdude April 18, 2006

metrollectual 

portmanteau of metro and intellectual.

one who adopts the mannerisms, attire and behaviour of an intellectual, without actually ever thinking for themselves.

a hipster sub-type.
see that guy with the stack of books on his table, wearing an MIT shirt, looking at porn on his laptop?

yeah?

i'm going to punch that metrollectual motherfucker and break his non-prescription glasses.
metrollectual by fourohtre December 13, 2010
A country word people in Texas call the Dallas-Fort Worth area.
He lives on the other side of the Metroplex.
There are too many people in the Metroplex.
Metroplex by Unknown October 7, 2004

metrogate 

a place where lots of bad shit happens. also, home of the infamous vandershower. It is often unneccesarily guarded by a muhammed, who makes sure no intruders sneak in. however, why someone would want to enter metrogate is beyond me. dont be fooled by the comfy couches in the common room. a blacklight would reveal much more than meets the common eye. and that computer you are using in the computer lab, was most likely used by a pedophile or a strange old man with glasses openly watching gay porn.
Guy 1: Dude, don't tell me you got sent there???
Guy 2: Yea man, I have to spend three months in Metrogate.
Guy 1: Oh man, you better watch out for that vandershower!

metromance 

A unique relationship with someone on your regular metro commute - consummated mainly by winks, waves, and smiles.
Jim: Who is that blonde you just waved to?

Me: I dont now her name, we've been having a metromance for the past few months. I call her 8th St. cuz that's her stop.
metromance by dajonts December 9, 2010

METRO-MALE 

A good-looking, fashionable young man who pays special attention to style and taste who displays the levels of care and pride in their appearance which is usually associated with women; but who are not deemed to be homo-sexual and are secure in their masculinity.
TomKat,Bradanjolina are so metro-male.
METRO-MALE by Finess May 17, 2008
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Wife’s boyfriend: You have 5 more minutes
Me: Poggers!
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Oblication 

A vacation, feeling more like an obligation, that involves visiting or staying with family.
So Joe where are you taking the kids for spring break vacation? We are going on an oblication to Boca to visit my mother-in-law.
Oblication by kimmerr May 5, 2011
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Surf Dracula Syndrome 

A phenomenon in film/television series, most notably streaming series, where the main premise is drawn out to such a point that it takes an entire season or more to get the parts of the series the audience is actually interested in seeing.

For example, if a series is titled "Surf Dracula," a majority of viewers would tune in expecting to see Dracula surfing by the first or second episode. However, the entire first season would instead be tedious padding and backstory before finally ending with Dracula surfing in the last five minutes of the season finale.
I watched "Smallville" on Netflix the other day. Dude, it was ten seasons of filler before he finally flew! Major Surf Dracula Syndrome!
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Northstarring

Finding your way back to the truth by fixing on one verified fact and working out from there, the way you navigate by the North Star when everything around you is spinning.
Rumours were flying everywhere, so she went northstarring — one checked fact at a time.
Northstarring by Light Bearer October 22, 2026
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