metrollectual 

portmanteau of metro and intellectual.

one who adopts the mannerisms, attire and behaviour of an intellectual, without actually ever thinking for themselves.

a hipster sub-type.

see that guy with the stack of books on his table, wearing an MIT shirt, looking at porn on his laptop?

yeah?

i'm going to punch that metrollectual motherfucker and break his non-prescription glasses.

metrollectual by fourohtre December 13, 2010