metrogate

a place where lots of bad shit happens. also, home of the infamous vandershower. It is often unneccesarily guarded by a muhammed, who makes sure no intruders sneak in. however, why someone would want to enter metrogate is beyond me. dont be fooled by the comfy couches in the common room. a blacklight would reveal much more than meets the common eye. and that computer you are using in the computer lab, was most likely used by a pedophile or a strange old man with glasses openly watching gay porn.

Guy 1: Dude, don't tell me you got sent there???
Guy 2: Yea man, I have to spend three months in Metrogate.
Guy 1: Oh man, you better watch out for that vandershower!

by Vander-gate is Vander-shit August 4, 2009

Metrogeek

Noun - A geek that has a strong concern for their appearance while still embracing their geeky nature.

"She is such a metrogeek wearing her replica video game necklace with that skirt."

by Blaksen December 7, 2009

metrotextual

A straight male who uses smileys(i.e., ;-), etc.) in his text messages and IM.

I texted Danny to inform him that I found his lost I-pod and this metrotextual replied with a winking smiley face.

by Vers Brown April 1, 2009

Metrogasm

(noun) an euphoric experience related to public transportation; achieving a quick and successful commute

I only had a 2 minute wait for the orange line and 4 minute wait for the red line at 10:00pm on a weekday. I totally had a metrogasm.

by Anonymous Girl in the City March 31, 2009

metrotextual

Man who reads feminist literature.

Steve (the born again metrotextual) was stabbed in the groin less when he skim read some Margaret Atwood novels and stopped saying, "Hey, I know chicks, I came out of one, didn't I?"

by Scheherazade November 2, 2007

memogate

The scandal in which liberal-biased CBS newsanchor Dan Rather aired on his 60 Minutes program documents that supposedly showed that George W. Bush received favorable treatment during his service as a national guardsman. The documents were later shown to be false. As a result, Rather's career has gone down the toilet, and he is resigning and stepping down from CBS Nightly News, effective as of March 2005.

1. Memogate ruined Dan Rather.

by Disco Stu December 8, 2004

Metrobating

The act of masturbating while on board a Metro train or bus.

After smoking his meth the homeless man pulled out his junk and started metrobating in front of everyone without a care in the world.

by beerdrinker247 April 6, 2023