Metrobater (Noun): An individual who masturbates while on a Metro train or bus, typically one of the many homeless drug addict males in the system high on meth, fetty or heroin. See also the verb Metrobating
When the mother and her small children boarded they train they instantly noticed the metrobater in the corner seat about to finish.
by beerdrinker247 April 8, 2023
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"Too bad they banned the vid of him on YouTube."
"Well, it was pretty inappropriate when he ejaculated into the trombone section. Then the entire audience had to wait for fifteen minutes while he warmed up again."
"Too bad they banned the vid of him on YouTube."
"Well, it was pretty inappropriate when he ejaculated into the trombone section. Then the entire audience had to wait for fifteen minutes while he warmed up again."
by Chuckles the angry monkey August 26, 2007
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a metrobasher is an individual who is unfriendly and/or commits harmful acts to group of metrosexuals or an individualmetrosexual due to prejudice and/or ignorance.
Friend 1: Look at that guy, what a fag.
Friend 2: No, that's what you call a metrosexual, don't be a metrobasher.
Friend 2: No, that's what you call a metrosexual, don't be a metrobasher.
by J Stanky August 5, 2008
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Get the macrobater mug.Dwayne is a total macrobater, this one time we caught him masturbating to scooby-doo mac'n'cheese in his office.
by Big jZ3d3 December 23, 2010
Get the macrobater mug.a place where lots of bad shit happens. also, home of the infamous vandershower. It is often unneccesarily guarded by a muhammed, who makes sure no intruders sneak in. however, why someone would want to enter metrogate is beyond me. dont be fooled by the comfy couches in the common room. a blacklight would reveal much more than meets the common eye. and that computer you are using in the computer lab, was most likely used by a pedophile or a strange old man with glasses openly watching gay porn.
Guy 1: Dude, don't tell me you got sent there???
Guy 2: Yea man, I have to spend three months in Metrogate.
Guy 1: Oh man, you better watch out for that vandershower!
Guy 2: Yea man, I have to spend three months in Metrogate.
Guy 1: Oh man, you better watch out for that vandershower!
by Vander-gate is Vander-shit August 4, 2009
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