methomo

When a man gets high on meth and turns homosexual

Damn chris hit the bubble last night and all methomo on me

by Bigcon253 March 22, 2020

agile methodology

No one has a clue what this means. Companies use the term to make themselves look organized and modern, employees use it because companies do. Many companies who claim to use agile actually use the waterfall approach and do not know the difference.

Interviewer asked, "Have you ever used the agile methodology?"
Job candidate replied, "Yes of course."
Interviewer responds, "Good! I think I have all I need."

-------------10 minutes later------------------------
Interviewer speaking to co-worker, "He actually knows what agile methodology is! We need to hire him!"
co-worker responded, "What the fuck is agile?"
"I don't have a fucking clue so we need this guy"

by Nutzen YerMouf May 9, 2018

metromo sexual

somewhere in between a homosexual and a metrosexual. they don't what they are.

the metromo sexual got fucked by a panda and he wasn't sure if he liked it. he was a confused.

by Urban Dictionary February 18, 2009

methamorphosis

The profound change in from from Hottie to crackwhore. The effects of meth use creates both the physical and mental changes in a person so as they transform from a hot piece of ass to a very undesirable crackwhore. The process once hooked on meth should only take a couple months.

That hot piece of ass you used to fuck took too much meth and suffered a methamorphosis into a crack whore.

by woodynbk April 7, 2008

Methopotamia

The part of Kentucky where the Ohio, Tennessee, and Mississippi Rivers converge.

In trying to make a Venn Diagram of amphetamine use, QAnon, and anti-vaxxers - the researchers identified modern Methopotamia, where shit gets recycled annually.

by JediSyd February 5, 2022

methological

An idea that only makes sense while on meth.

My neighbor is the head of the D.E.A see that window? In the corner there is a camera and there are cameras exactly like that one in every window, but he dresses like a chef everyday when he leaves his house.
This is a completly METHOLOGICAL idea.

by Dr. tweak September 21, 2009

scrum methodology

An agile methodology primarily used for software application development related projects where you talk more about what you are going to do and spend less time actually doing it.

"Do we really need to have these update meetings every 2 hours? You want to know what I did for the past two hours, I was in other meetings, just like the two hours prior. I haven't wrote jack shit for code, but I am really getting sick of hearing Brenda say, 'Can you see my screen now?'"
Project manager responds, "We practice Scrum methodology here. If you don't like it go to Diane's team, they use Crystal Methods"
Stoned application developer responds, "Crystal Meth? Where is Diane's team?"

by Nutzen YerMouf May 9, 2018