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Definitions by JediSyd

Methopotamia

The part of Kentucky where the Ohio, Tennessee, and Mississippi Rivers converge.
In trying to make a Venn Diagram of amphetamine use, QAnon, and anti-vaxxers - the researchers identified modern Methopotamia, where shit gets recycled annually.
Methopotamia by JediSyd February 5, 2022

dolphin girl 

Often found in the company of dudebros, dolphin girls are characterized by being thoroughly and enthusiastically agreeable to the phony machismo of their boyfriends or vapid suggestions by other dolphin girls in the pod. They can be seen vigorously nodding their head with mouths agape and exclaiming, "Ah'kay! Ah'kay! Ah'kay!"
The pod of dolphin girls walked through the mall popping their gum trying to win the attention of the dudebros.
dolphin girl by JediSyd February 10, 2015