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methmoron 

Methmoron

A person who has used methamphetamines to the point that it has effected their decision making.
How many dumbass mistakes can one
Methmoron make?
methmoron by Meyhmoron December 30, 2020
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Methronome 

An unreliable instrument for keeping consistent tempo in music.

Usually a drummer using tweak while performing.
StoneGroove's drummer is an absolute Methronome.
Methronome by Senor Pirvates March 18, 2009
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Mehmooni 

Mehmoonis are persian gatherings where parents shit talk every single child while comparing them to each other AND bring up embarrassing stuff. There is also a touch of “Tuye in mamlekat” (in this country).
Last night I went to a mehmooni and got completely shited on by my dad
Mehmooni by Puffy_d January 30, 2020

Mehmooni 

Mehmooni (noun) A social gathering of people, of whom at least one must be of Persian descendant, with the sole purpose of heavy drinking and having a good time.

to mehmooni (verb) To participate in a Mehmooni.
1. When Pazy returns from Iran we will have a mehmooni
2. I always enjoy to mehmooni with Pazy
Mehmooni by bolehman September 13, 2013

MethCoon 

A tweaker rummaging through your recycling,typically late at night and taking whatever else that is not tied down. Can be identified by there huge saucer eyes and aggressive twitching behavior.
"Last night I had to chase another damn methcoon out of my yard", "Another methcoon came for my cans and left with propane tank again last night"
MethCoon by @therealkgb April 17, 2019
Knuckleheads in Portland Oregon who can't drive.
That megamoron in in the BMW just wrecked me.
megamoron by Paul Peterson December 14, 2008
Mehmoona is the most amazingest, bestest girl in the world. She's so pretty and often thinks she's not when in reality she is one of the prettiest girls in the world.

She's really nice but can also be a bitch at times, but we love it regardless.

Mehmoona's mind is in the gutter but she's funny asf.

She's betetr than you tbh.

She is ( see adjectives listed below );
- nice
- amazing
-pretty
- gorgeous
- kind
-funny
-lovely
-charming
- stunning
-entrancing
and more.
Honestly, Mehmoona is the best thing to ever happen to me.
Mehmoona by -BITCHZILLA February 8, 2021
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Back when I lived in upstate new york 

A meaningless, unimpressive, self-serving introduction. An indicator that the story about to be shared will be pointless and dumb.
Back when I lived in upstate new york, I also had to park on the street - on two occasions, we got enough snow, mixed with just the right plowing, that my car was lifted off the ground from so much snow being jammed underneath it.
Word of the Day on August 31, 2026
Acronym, meaning Too Long Didn't Understand
Similar to TLDR
Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.

Me: Woah! TLDU!
TLDU by L-Evans January 14, 2019
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the act of having anonymous sexual encounters with other men in public toilets.
Cottaging by greeef April 24, 2003
Word of the Day on August 29, 2026

Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 27, 2026

board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
Word of the Day on August 26, 2026
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