A low tier anime convention hosted every summer in Tampa, Florida since 2003. It is currently owned by an egotistical owner with a hyper-inflated sense of self-worth and self-importance. They host a myriad of low-level sub-par cosplay shows performed by talentless hacks.

Dink: Hey dude! Are you going to Metrocon this year?

Chad: Is that that one convention owned by that one SJW pandering, high estrogen, section 8 Adam Driver-looking dude?

Dink:.......I guess?

Metrocon by ChesteroniTheGreater May 2, 2021

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Metropolicks

1. A large, busy, international city (e.g. New York City) filled with varied stories of relationship adventures and misadventures.

2. A major urban center in which sexual activity is prominent, especially those involving the use of one’s tongue.

3. A fast-paced, competitive metropolis where highly ambitious people focus on licking the competition and getting ahead in dating.

For a single person, the choices can seem endless in this Metropolicks that we call New York City.

Metropolicks by Metropolicks May 16, 2015

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metrotown

The largest mall in the greater Vancouver area, and one of the largest in North America. Metrotown is a place of occasional gang shootings, hectic Christmas shopping, sketchy craigslist and tinder meetups, and basically everything else that defines a suburban mega-mall. Metrotown is also a default hangout for pretty much every high school kid in Burnaby, who specifically hang around the mall's Mcdonalds.

Yo wanna meet at the metrotown mcdicks at 4?

Nah man, the Expo Line is down so I'm taking a bus back home to Surrey, we can meet at metro tomorrow.

Aight, fuck you, and fuck translink buddy.

metrotown by donaldglover December 7, 2017

Boom Metropolis

A house or residency in which the number of "boom cities" (see boom city)is equal to or greater than 3.

Friend: "Did all of you hook up last night?"
Duffy House Resident: "Yeah, the Duffy house was a Boom Metropolis."

Boom Metropolis by T-Mobes February 20, 2009

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Metroboomin want some more

Metroboomin want some more is a simple word meaning that Metroboomin is ready for his next round of gay anal

Metroboomin want some more nigga!

Metroboomin want some more by Atef Lord February 17, 2021

kinktober

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

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That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.

kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018

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proper lad

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad

person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad

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sexspan

The number of years you are still sexually active

While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.

sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022

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womp

A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.

You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.

womp by 175623226 November 3, 2011

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