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Methmorized 

When someone has been up for days on end ingesting the illegal drug, Chrystal Meth and he or she can no longer formulate rational thoughts.
My cousin worked on his chainsaw for three straight days. The two stroke combustion engine simply had him methmorized.
Methmorized by Watson316 August 11, 2021
Words you can keep

Got it memorized

The awesome catchphrase used by Quinton Flynn playing his role as Axel in the video game Kingdom Hearts II.
Got it memorized by Durango September 20, 2006

Methmories 

The stupid but sometimes fun things you do while smoking meth!
Boy: Do you remember that time we were smoking and it tasted like a Sharpie marker?

Girl: Oh yes those were the methmories!!
Methmories by Chrisey Bailing December 21, 2019

Methmories 

The stupid but sometimes fun things you do while smoking meth!
Boy: Do you remember that night we were smoking meth and it tasted like a Sharpie marker?

Girl: Oh yes! Those were the methmories!
Methmories by Chrisey Bailing December 22, 2019

Memorized 

You clowns remember more of this shit than I do. GET A HOBBY! You shouldn't be on Urban Dictionary all day. Jesus...
Hym "People have this shit memorized... I feel like I should be getting more out of this... Like some booty..."

Iam 😖+🤦+🤏

Hym "What?"

Iam 😑 "Booty?"

Hym "YES! Booty. And not pirate treasure either. Ass! Gimme!"

Iam 😒

Hym 😐

Iam 😒

Hym "What!? I NEED it. I'm not stalking myself! Where are all the groupies!?"

Iam 😖+🤦+🤏

Hym 😐

Iam 😑

Hym "I'm serious! This isn't something people should have to live through without groupies! It's stressful! It hurts! I need them!"

Iam 🙄 "I'm going to bed..."

Hym 😐
Memorized by Hym Iam June 10, 2022

Methmerized

Not to be confused with mesmerized, when a chick can’t seem to shake a meth head .
She’s just methmerized by him
Methmerized by Tittycity69 May 24, 2020
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Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
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age gate 

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Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
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board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
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young pup 

a young person, a young adult in their late teens/early 20s.
Ah, you're just a young pup at 23!
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Some grebo passed with Sabbath playing on his stereo.
The Poppies are at no. 17? God, a grebo band in the charts!
They're playing nu-metal now, bloody grebos!
grebo by cactuscat September 15, 2006
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“I reached the TikTok Farlands bro
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