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Metapodding 

The act of rolling oneself tightly in a blanket so as to resemble the Pokémon Metapod. Used to gain warmth or to immobilize oneself in preparation for evolution.
My heater broke last night and it was freezing in my bedroom. I was metapodding trying to gain some warmth.

Jessie was so tired after a day at school that she metapodded and took a nap.
Metapodding by Wevin February 25, 2013
When your penis gets so hard that it doesn't move.
Before i fucked Jaine my dick pulled a Metapod.
Metapod by Roc18 April 21, 2010
Metapod, a dud pokemon. This pokemon just sits there and all he can do is harden. This pokemon defies the laws of physics to stand up considering its crescent shape.
You have just caught a Metapod.
Metapod was tossed away. (Set "Free")
Metapod by Legs You Legend October 28, 2009
(1) A Pokemon that cannot learn any moves besides Harden, and tackle if you've evolved it from a Caterpie. Will evolve to Butterfree at lvl. 10

(2) A useless person who rarely moves outside his house, likes to stay in and his head is impenetrable to matters outside his computer.

(3) A "has-been." Used to go around doing physical activities, but now stays immobile and lazy. May one day become fit again.
ex.1 "Dammit Joe you're like some kind of Metapod nowadays.

ex.2 The celebrity is now a Metapod, but hopes to one day be a Butterfree.

ex.3 "You're more useless than the time my Caterpie evolved to a Metapod!"
Metapod by Vincenzul October 18, 2007

Methapotomus 

An overweight person who uses meth. Most tweekers are skinny but you get the rare ones that still eat. They are fat like a hippopotamus.
Look at that fat chick with the sores on her face. She must be a methapotomus. I bet her name is Methany the Methadone Methapotomus.
Methapotomus by Chefdawg8 February 20, 2010
Another word for one's peepee. This is a reference to pokemon.
When I saw the hot girl my metapod used harden.
Metapod by PILLOS22 March 9, 2019