Methalodon
Methalodon by streetbred January 16, 2026
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Methadone Boogie
Methadone Boogie by cjistan7117 January 24, 2011
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Methadonia
The state of mind the drug Methadone puts you in. Methadonia is a replacement to the high that heroin or a fist full of pain killers will give you. The methadonia "high" is goverment controlled and each user documented and monitored. Methadone can be a cure or it can be a crutch depending on how the user wants to take advantage of it. Their are big differences in each patient of these programs. (The writer of this is a user or "patient" whatever you want to call me)
Methadonia by Stephen Kantan February 6, 2006
methadone
a potent opioid based narcotic used to treat moderate to severe pain;not to be injected,however,used to treat people who are withdrawing from other narcotics(Heroin,Dilaudid,Percocet ect...)
Stans doctor prescribed him Methadone when all other options had failed to control his Pain.
Martha checked into the Methasdone clinic to wean herself off of Heroin.
Martha checked into the Methasdone clinic to wean herself off of Heroin.
methadone by brimoose09 October 16, 2005
Megalodon
1. a prehistoric shark, that measured up to 12 metres in length.
2. an exceptionally mega impressive donn thing.
2. an exceptionally mega impressive donn thing.
Megalodon by simon warren November 17, 2003
Methadone Baby
A turd so big it cannot be flushed. Often the size of a meatloaf, it can be attributed to the use or abuse of opiates.
Methadone Baby by twidgetfitch August 5, 2008
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