metaphore 

comparing something without using like or as,dumbasses

She was bigger than a cow!!Fattie Now thats a metaphore

metaphore by Kristine T yler December 8, 2007

Cryptic metaphor 

A line made famous by flash animation veteran, Egoraptor, in his spoof of the game Metal Gear Solid, "Metal Gear Awesome". This is uttered aloud, by Vulcan Raven, referring to the fact that Snakes have no arms, and since Revolver Ocelot gets his arm cut off, it symbolses that he is going to be the next snake, making a cryptic metaphor. This exclamation can also be used by standing silently behind a complete stranger and pointing at them, and waiting for them to turn around, and when they do, shouting "CRYPTIC METAPHOR." And walking away without further comment.

1. Snake: Oh, gee whiz, I hope a tank isn't gonna totally come outta nowhere and OWN me.

*tank shoots snake*

Snake: YOU KNOW... SERIOUSLY... I'M GETTING A LITTLE FUCKING PISSED OFF!!!

Meryl: Hey, Snake, a tank is gonna totally...

Snake: SHUT UP!!

Raven: CRYPTIC METAPHOR.

Snake: Do you seriously think this is fucking fair?

Raven: ...Just throw grenades at me.

Snake: Oh.

*explosion*

Snake: Awsum!

Raven *laughs* I gave him more than a raven could hunt for in the night.

Ocelot: What?!

Raven: The snake prowls feircely, but cannot scratch his back, for as the sioux people are aware of, snakes have no arms with which to scratch their back.

Ocelot: ...Shut up.

Raven: The Raven on my head thirsts for his blood!

Raven's tattoo: DAMN RIGHT, NIGGA, mm-MM!!

2. Mungo: So what are you doing this weekend?

Zodiac: CRYPTIC METAPHOR!!!

Mungo: Cheapass! You did that last week!

Cryptic metaphor by Dr. Zodiac October 25, 2009

megaphone life 

A term to describe the compulsive behavior of putting everything you do “on blast” such as on FB, Instagram, tweeting, blogging and the like.

It eventually became clear to all of her friends and followers that she was living the megaphone life to obscure the fact that her life was in truth, completely empty.

megaphone life by Dr Bunnygirl June 14, 2020

metaphorgasm 

What happens when someone overreacts, gushingly, to an overanalytical comment about literature.

The English teacher had a metaphorgasm when the student compared the clouds in the poem to femininity and the sun in the poem to masculinity.

metaphorgasm by NYandwhat February 8, 2005

Metaphoophoo 

(met'a foo foo) n.pl. 1. misconceived or misinformed opinions regarding ontology or cosmology, especially popular anthropologic interpretations of Quantum Mechanics or String Theory. 2. The film What the Bleep Do we Know is an example of Metaphoophoo.

He was talking all this metaphoophoo about how he would finally get his life in order, if he could only master living in more than one parallel reality.

Metaphoophoo by Tony Hale January 10, 2009

methaphrenia 

Schizophrenia symptoms caused by methamphetamine abuse.

Johnathan: Yo Rusty! You seen Jimmy the Junky Pimp around?!? Need to get my rocks!

Rusty: Na man, he used too much ice. Back in the emergency room with that methaphrenia.

methaphrenia by Scout was fat. January 24, 2017

metawhore 

Somebody that uses excessive metaphors in their speech/work.

A: Inifite strands of glimmering ebony silk dances around the ...
B: Shut up you metawhore, it's called HAIR.

metawhore by accidental October 20, 2005