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Comparing oneself to anything is an act of violence against the self.
comparing by Judo70 May 15, 2016
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Comparing answers 

Code words for cheating. Often used in educational settings and always done in the 3 minutes before class.
Example 1:
*Teacher walks by 2 kids doing homework*
Teacher: Is that chapter 15 due next period?
Kids: Yea, were comparing answers to further our education and brainstorm possible class discussion questions.
Example 2:
Greg: Here, lets compare answers. Unfortunately, I got all blanks.
Comparing answers by The Fo November 20, 2007

comparing sizes

1) When two boys pull out their penises to see which one is bigger. Usually done by boys between 8 and 13. Anyone caught doing this after the age of 13 can be considered gay!

2) An excuse for a guy to look at someone elses cock at a urinal or in a open shower.
1. Hey Justin, lets go to my room and compare sizes.

2. I'm not gay, I was just comparing sizes.
comparing sizes by Cappy1 June 11, 2004

comparing cookies 

the act of showing each other ones genitals.
Last night my girlfriend and I were comparing cookies, she showed me her cooter so I presented my one eyed walleye. She said mine was small, and I swear hers was a monster.
comparing cookies by Jboner September 12, 2013

comparing lana to lorde 

a person that compares lana to lorde, a DUMB BITCH/FAG, imagine comparing 2 queens that make different kinds of music, even tho it’s still alternative
queen lana del rey en*ed lorde
- example of deadass comparing lana to lorde

Comparing Shades of shit 

When two things are both shitty and awful, but someone wants to whataboutism something else shitty.

Youre just comparing shades of shit.

They both are shit. It's not a competition. Stop trying to one up shit. If they're both shit. Stop splitting grey hairs.
Jess is an unemployed loser
Yeah but what about your bother John.

You're just comparing shades of shit.
Comparing Shades of shit by tepest January 2, 2024

I fucking love the fucking word fuck it is my favorite fucking word in the fucking English language and there is no fucking word in the fucking English language that fucking comes close to comparing with the fucking word fuck 

The most amount of times you can swear in a sentence and have it still be a valid sentence
me: I have a world record for swearing the most in a sentence and still having it be a valid sentence

friend: ok whats the sentence?

me: I fucking love the fucking word fuck it is my favorite fucking word in the fucking English language and there is no fucking word in the fucking English language that fucking comes close to comparing with the fucking word fuck
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“No way, is that cake?”
“Yeah whoops this isn’t real”
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