Metawhorephosis

A profound change in form from one stage to the next in the life history of a man as from being born a nobody, rising to super stardom and using that influence to fuck everything that moves.
A complete change of form, structure, or substance, as transformation by money, fame, fortune, plastic surgery thus propelling a man to seek sexual relations with global sluts irregardless of his beautiful wife at home with his children.
Pathology. A type of alteration or degeneration in which tissues are changed. For example, athletes who equate the size of their dick to the size of their bank account.

Tiger Woods quickly rose to superstardom status and was idolized by millions. Yet, he managed to keep his life with his beautiful wife and children private. He shocked the world as his metawhorephosis became public revealing that the "golden boy" had had numerous affairs with all sorts of whores and even fucked the waitress at Perkins in the church parking lot!

by GiddyUpGirlFL December 29, 2009

Metawhorephosis

The process by which a nice young woman, for any reason, becomes a complete whore.

Jane used to be such a sweet girl. You know, before the metawhorephosis. whore metamorphosis

by tjyjr August 23, 2011

Kafkaesque metawhorephosis

When you feel like a fucking praying mantis or grey alien because you transformed into jerking champion after seeing too much existential crisis to cope you transform into a whore you need dat cat eraday or you cannot function to compensate.

After seeing too many war stories I had a kafkaesque metawhorephosis that made me jork it eraday.

by Daaaaaaa wzzzzzzziard July 5, 2025

metaphorphosis

transition process of relating two things that normally do not belong together

My garbage had taken it's metaphorphosis into gourmet dinner in which the raccoons fed upon.

by Metaphorphosis June 5, 2018

metaphorphosis

When something is metaphorically compared to something else so often that, in the view of public opinion, they become the same thing.

The Republicans think that if they claim enough times that the Tea Party is actually an independent party, metaphorphosis will make people think teabaggers are actually Independents.

by Pod Tailin' February 27, 2010