HAIR

Something that grows on your head. It would mostly grow on women's head. Hair could also grow in many different colors. Ex: brown, red, blonde, etc.
Hair also can grow on you private part, your butt, and your facial features.
I sure do have a lot of hair on my head.
by Purplepie05 April 08, 2015
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HAIR

Not really caring or worry about a matter at hand. An person with long hair or no crispy cut doesn't care about how they look, so one would say Long Hair Don't care or simply "hair" for short.
Rob: Bro, your girl what totally hitting on some guy last night..."
Todd: I don't really care, its my Hair.

Hank: Class starts in 5 minutes man, you are about to be late again...
Elliott: It's really my hair, that class is retarded anyway.
by yoboyIU May 31, 2011
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not the normal definition of hair, rather pronounced with a certain crescendo. used to substitute everyday words such as where, or here.

also can be used to express excitement or to help point out irony in an otherwise non ironic situation.

finally, can be used to take a serious comment and make it random yet funny by substituting the serious part with the word hair.
WHAIR ARE YOU GUYS?
DUDE SHE SUCKED MY WANG, HAIIIIIIIIR.
me:Oh my god, that woman died of
jeff: HAAAAAAAAIIIIIRR.
me: no, aids.
by vishal singh February 06, 2008
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Hair on Hair

What we're talking about here is the result of a good old fashioned deep thrust. This is when the mans nest is mingling with the womans after a full insertion - and I mean to the hilt.
1. Steve shaved his man area so there will be no hair on hair for him for awhile - only skin on hair.
2. I tripped on a loaf of bread at the grocery store and accidentally went hair on hair with the stock boy...
3. The only way my brother can achieve hair on hair is to get a running start.
by JohnBoy October 27, 2004
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Hair on Hair

1. John experienced hair on hairby going hilt deep in his boyfriend's hairy, jungle ass, mingling his own pubes with the rectal hair of his lover.
by C-Side October 28, 2004
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Hair

Stuff that grows on people's balls, heads, arms, legs, and stuff that grows on cats, dogs, your anus, and so on.
There sure is alot of hair on my balls!
by ERIC October 19, 2003
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A separate creature that happens to live on your head, hard to tame. Ferociously attacking it with scissors, dye or hairproducts may euthanize said beast for a short while but beware of angering it.
Lizzie tried hot-ironing her hair to submission but oh woes, it was raining and the beast came out on top in the end anyway.
by nofu May 09, 2010
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