8 definitions by Scout was fat.
Garrett: Dude, I was checking out that Stormy Daniels flick. Pulled it so hard that blood came out my wiener. Am I gonna die?
Bjork: No. it’s just a hematogasm but you should probably spend less time on the internet.
Bjork: No. it’s just a hematogasm but you should probably spend less time on the internet.
by Scout was fat. March 7, 2018
Adj. A term used to describe a person you believe to be somewhere on the pervasive developmental disorder (autism) spectrum but you’re not sure where.
Sydney: “I really don't like that Adam guy.”
Nick: “He's legit autistic. Pretty sure. It's been awhile since I’ve seen him but I'm pretty sure. He’s spectrumy.”
Nick: “He's legit autistic. Pretty sure. It's been awhile since I’ve seen him but I'm pretty sure. He’s spectrumy.”
by Scout was fat. March 1, 2018
Magical creatures that come in the night to remove poo from your girlfriend, because obviously girls don't poo. That would be gross.
Girlfriend: Oh babe I think I have to go number two.
Boyfriend: Not possible. What's wrong your poo goblins on vacation or something?
Boyfriend: Not possible. What's wrong your poo goblins on vacation or something?
by Scout was fat. April 25, 2012
by Scout was fat. March 17, 2016
Sydney: “Dude, I’m so freaking tired I’ve had like 6 cups of coffee and it’s done absolutely nothing, except I’m all jittery.”
Nick: “You hit that caffeine refractory state. Sucks.”
Nick: “You hit that caffeine refractory state. Sucks.”
by Scout was fat. July 18, 2021
Johnathan: Yo Rusty! You seen Jimmy the Junky Pimp around?!? Need to get my rocks!
Rusty: Na man, he used too much ice. Back in the emergency room with that methaphrenia.
Rusty: Na man, he used too much ice. Back in the emergency room with that methaphrenia.
by Scout was fat. January 24, 2017
by Scout was fat. February 13, 2018