metawhore

Somebody that uses excessive metaphors in their speech/work.

A: Inifite strands of glimmering ebony silk dances around the ...
B: Shut up you metawhore, it's called HAIR.

by accidental October 20, 2005

metawhore

One who uses metaphors, similie, or other figurative language in their writing and speech to an unhealthy degree.

Suzie: I am as exhausted as a dog who has just given birth to a litter of puppies.
Sally: You are such a metawhore.
Suzie: That is as juvenile as a fart joke.

by Merany September 8, 2007

Metawhore

Cringe kids in the Genshin Impact community that only pull for characters that are overpowered and not because of their personality or gameplay.

They enjoy bulling ppl on the internet who use non-meta teams or characters that aren't literally broken like Hu Tao or Ganyu.

Player 1: "Dude why are you using Barbara DPS? She's such a trash character. I can do 3x your damage with my Level 90 Ganyu."

Player 2: "Metawhore, smh. Any character can easily beat all the content in this SINGLE-PLAYER game with the right artifacts and levelling."

by Barbruh DPS :pensive: December 9, 2021

metawhore

when you compare somthing to a whore

Tom: That girl is so whorish she would do jeffery!
Micheal: Nice metawhore
Tom: thanks

by tom beotch! May 25, 2007

Cryptic metaphor

A line made famous by flash animation veteran, Egoraptor, in his spoof of the game Metal Gear Solid, "Metal Gear Awesome". This is uttered aloud, by Vulcan Raven, referring to the fact that Snakes have no arms, and since Revolver Ocelot gets his arm cut off, it symbolses that he is going to be the next snake, making a cryptic metaphor. This exclamation can also be used by standing silently behind a complete stranger and pointing at them, and waiting for them to turn around, and when they do, shouting "CRYPTIC METAPHOR." And walking away without further comment.

1. Snake: Oh, gee whiz, I hope a tank isn't gonna totally come outta nowhere and OWN me.

*tank shoots snake*

Snake: YOU KNOW... SERIOUSLY... I'M GETTING A LITTLE FUCKING PISSED OFF!!!

Meryl: Hey, Snake, a tank is gonna totally...

Snake: SHUT UP!!

Raven: CRYPTIC METAPHOR.

Snake: Do you seriously think this is fucking fair?

Raven: ...Just throw grenades at me.

Snake: Oh.

*explosion*

Snake: Awsum!

Raven *laughs* I gave him more than a raven could hunt for in the night.

Ocelot: What?!

Raven: The snake prowls feircely, but cannot scratch his back, for as the sioux people are aware of, snakes have no arms with which to scratch their back.

Ocelot: ...Shut up.

Raven: The Raven on my head thirsts for his blood!

Raven's tattoo: DAMN RIGHT, NIGGA, mm-MM!!

2. Mungo: So what are you doing this weekend?

Zodiac: CRYPTIC METAPHOR!!!

Mungo: Cheapass! You did that last week!

by Dr. Zodiac October 25, 2009

metawork

Work about work. Much like "Metadata" is data about data.

My team spends most of its time doing metawork, prioritizing tasks in long unnecessary meetings.

by xochipilli November 10, 2010

metaphorgasm

What happens when someone overreacts, gushingly, to an overanalytical comment about literature.

The English teacher had a metaphorgasm when the student compared the clouds in the poem to femininity and the sun in the poem to masculinity.

by NYandwhat February 8, 2005