mermaning 

the meaning of people left in fortnite

Got a number one victory royale
Yeah fortnite we bout to get down (get down)
Ten kills on the board right now
Just wiped out tomato town
My friends just go down
I’ve revived him now we’re heading south bound
Now we’re in the pleasant park streets
Look at the map go to the mark sheets

Take me to your Xbox to play fortnite today
You can take me to moist mire but not loot lake
I would really love to, chug with you
We can be pro fortnite gamers

He said hey broski
You got some heals and a shield pot
I need healing and I am only at one HP
Hey dude sorry, I found nothing on the safari
I checked the upstairs of that house but not the underneath yet
There’s a chest that’s just down there
The storm is coming fast and you need heals to prepare
I’ve V-Bucks that I’ll spend
More than you can contend
I’m a cool pro fortntie gamer
Cool pro fortntie ga-

Take me to your Xbox to play fortnite today
You can take me to moist mire but not loot lake
I really love to, chug with you
We can be pro fortnite gamers

we are the last people mermaning in the game

mermaning by fuck mee April 27, 2021

the meaning of life is... 

The meaning of life is a Monty Python film released in the eighties.

I saw the meaning of life is... a film and was one of the better Monty Python movies.

the meaning of life is... by I, Wreckerrr August 21, 2020

Merharing 

The act of eye fucking women/girls at the workplace with the intent to undress them with ones own mind

Eric was merharing every girl in the office when he suddenly realized he had a new stain on his pants

Merharing by Steeb Yobs March 7, 2013

Meaning in Hindi 

The popular suggestion upon searching on Google for the 'meaning of (something)'. Followed by the above search will be several search suggestions, the first three being 'in hindi', 'in urdu' or 'in tamil'.

The occurrence for this phenomena is still unknown, but we shall simply assume that most people on this Earth love to specifically search for the meaning of things in Hindi, Urdu or Tamil...

*Searches Google:*
"meaning of bukake"

*Search suggestions:*
"meaning of bukake in hindi"
"meaning of bukake in urdu"
"meaning of bukake in tamil"

*Turns round to ask friend in great ejaculatory curiosity*

"Yo John, why the fuck do so much people search for the meaning in hindi?"

"I don't know Osama, but I got feeling Trump's behind all this..."

Meaning in Hindi by Zobb Imcarrat Liba 69 July 29, 2016

Life is meaningless and we're all going to die

Something you say to justify your chronic procrastination.

I don't need to do this school assignment because life is meaningless and we're all going to die

Life is meaningless and we're all going to die by EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEG April 15, 2021

Merning 

The practice of stealthily avoiding buying your round of beer at the pub.

Waiting until others are so drunk that they don't notice you never bought a round of pints during the evening.

Eoin: "Who's round is it?"
Pete: "I bought two rounds of 7 pints already tonight".
Eoin: "Me too, Steve how many rounds did you buy?"
Steve: "Oh ho, I bought the last round"
Paul: "No you didn't, you ordered it but I payed for it!"
Eoin: "Steve, you've been merning again!"

Merning by TexanJoe July 10, 2010

Piers Morganing 

1. The rubbing of the buttocks against another pair of buttocks, particularly in a public venue, such as a park or heath.

- He was morganing last night again.
- What piers morganing? Where?
- In the park. With a policeman. The dirty perv.

2. Sitting down on the ground and then propelling oneself forward with the hands, in a similar manner to a dog attempting to clean its anus.

3. The licking of celebrity bottoms, particularly low class 'D list' types, ex Big Brother contentants, minor actors, politicians and chefs.

- He was piersmorganing Shia Lebouf last night, all night. The dirty perv.

4. The blatant telling of lies - in either a diary or newpaper.

- He can't help piersmorganing, he's never told the truth in his life. The lying git.

5. The pretence of possessing enough talent to judge others

- He's no talent show judge, he's only piersmorganing.

6. The self delusion that makes the skin sweat cold.

- I can't look at him anymore, not since he started piersmorganing again. Gold help me!

Piers Morganing Peers Moron Lies Morgan Buttocks Talent Show X Factor Daily Mirror Idiot Liar Anus Cunt Fool Delusion

Piers Morganing by Rendevous August 17, 2009