Mermating

The reproductive act between a Merman and a Mermaid.

Arg!! They be Mermating off the starboard bow!

by Idunno4456 October 3, 2009

Mermating

Having sex on a rock in the middle of a river or lake.

Took the girlfriend mermating down on the river until that church group canoed around the corner.

by Sparky13us June 10, 2018

Merharing

The act of eye fucking women/girls at the workplace with the intent to undress them with ones own mind

Eric was merharing every girl in the office when he suddenly realized he had a new stain on his pants

by Steeb Yobs March 7, 2013

meating

A sexual assignation in the parlance of predatory males.

Have I fucked Heather yet? Are you kidding? I had her in for several meatings last week alone.

by Mo Dixley December 29, 2004

Meerkating

When one looks around looking for danger

Hey you see that guy looking around randomly? Yeah hes meerkating

by ThanosDemandsYourSilence April 23, 2019

Donut Meating Contest

Two or more males make a bet on how many donuts they can place and hold (for a certain pre-determined amount of time) on their penises. Whoever is victorious must give the donuts a new glazing by cumming all over them. After the donuts are "glazed", the losers of the competition must eat the donuts that belonged to the winner. This contest is a test of length and endurance.

"Yo dude, last night I was able to win my first ever Donut Meating Contest"

by Grant Norris (GNJ) August 1, 2006

Mermaiding

Like a catfishing, except the person is real but their intentions are to ruin you financially, emotionally, steal your identity or con you in some other way.

Back in the day, mermaids where thought to lead sailors to their doom by leading them to dangerous storms, crashing upon rocks, or dragging them down under the sea.

I finally got in the DMs with that hottie Mercedes, but all she wanted was for me to get her Snapchat premium.

She was mermaiding me this whole time.

by Savage Sage August 5, 2019