Merning 

The practice of stealthily avoiding buying your round of beer at the pub.

Waiting until others are so drunk that they don't notice you never bought a round of pints during the evening.

Eoin: "Who's round is it?"
Pete: "I bought two rounds of 7 pints already tonight".
Eoin: "Me too, Steve how many rounds did you buy?"
Steve: "Oh ho, I bought the last round"
Paul: "No you didn't, you ordered it but I payed for it!"
Eoin: "Steve, you've been merning again!"

Merning by TexanJoe July 10, 2010

Junifer Morningsnout 

The criminally underrated yet justifiably unwanted kid who at this point deserves his own GTA game based off him and his life. he’s kind of a big deal, pretty boy but dangerous nonetheless.

a troublemaking yet innocent E boy, junifer is an internet persona and unknown artist who’s gimmick consists of being unpredictable and causing destruction everywhere he goes as well as doing favors for desperate people in exchange for money/and or sex.

Junifer morningsnout is from England yet sounds Australian and the fact that he can speak many languages is merely one of his many talents. From shooting his gun all over chicago to destroying peoples lives, it seems there’s not likely to be an end to juniors reign but he is known under many other names as well and notable for being honorable on his word if one holds him to it, he’s evil yet he’s good at the same time.

he’s everything yet none of it at the same time, a jack of all trades who’s life motto is a “pursuit of pleasure” need I say more?

Junifer Morningsnout is a child who dares you to attack him as he’s a sadistic predator of pure malevolent masochism and rage.

Junifer Morningsnout © “defined”

Guy 1; I hate junifer morningsnout

Girl 1: omg your just jealous lmao

Guy 1: uh no, he’s just a douchebag anyway

Girl 1: idgaf he’s SO HOTT!

Guy 1: ugh

____

Junifer Morningsnout doesn’t get caught unless he allows himself to be.

To live like J , one must juniorize like the morning snout, you can’t love Junifer if you don’t love animals

UPDATED

EXAMPLE:

Guy 1; I hate junifer morningsnout

Girl 1: omg your just jealous lmao

Guy 1: uh no, he’s just a douchebag anyway

Girl 1: idgaf he’s SO HOTT!

Guy 1: ugh

____

Junifer Morningsnout doesn’t get caught unless he allows himself to be.

To live like J , one must juniorize like the morning snout, you can’t love Junifer if you don’t love animals

___

Missy: junior you can’t leave

Junifer: I’m sorry, love, I must, without me there is no one to control all of wickedness in this world

Missy: ;:(

Junifer: hey, come here girl, *gives missy a necklace*

Missy: what’s this?

Junifer: I’ll be back for it, keep it safe

Missy: *falls head over heels for Junifer Morningsnout*

Junifer Morningsnout is a perfect example

(Of himself )

Junifer Morningsnout by unlimitedprospects October 7, 2021

Red eye in the morning 

A play on the rhyme "Red sky at night", this is an excerpt of the entire rhyme;

"Red eye at night,
Stoners delight.

Red eye in the morning,
Stoners warning."

The rhyme refers to marijuana smoking, which can cause a users eyes to become bloodshot and red, and often being a telltale sign of somebody being stoned.

"Red eye at night,
Stoners delight.

Red eye in the morning,
Stoners warning."

Red eye in the morning by The_ALCH August 16, 2019

Junifer morningsnout 

Junior created himself

Junifer IS A DEVIL but whether or not he IS the ACTUAL ONE is open to interpretation. He is as far as you believe that he is. Junior is beneath the low, the underground (meaning that he’s symbolizes the lower nature of man) and most likely considered a legend and the question continues to this day what exactly his connection to Satan is. there’s no true evidence to prove that he IS but also there’s NO PROOF that he IS NOT.

Junifer Morningsnout by nature is aware, logical and ignorant of false morality and human “ethics” and answers to himself as well as being the master of his own destiny so it’s easy to see why he’s satan and many Philosophers argue that there can be “many satans” but the idea of “satan” is mostly ideas and symbolism, but that’s NOT to say that there isn’t one ACTUAL satan so it’s highly possible that junifer morningsnout IS THE FIRST ACTUAL representation of THAT VERY IDEA/symbolism.

Junifer Morningsnout is a force of chaos and philosophical solution created by himself.

And somewhere along the lines he manifested himself into human form, as “chaos incarnate”

Junifer Morningsnout is the master of the unknown.

Girl 1; men are all the same

Girl 2: I know right?

Junifer Morningsnout: well most men aren’t me

Girl 1&2: *speechless* *drools over Junifer**

Junifer morningsnout by Condom creators October 19, 2021

Junifer Morningsnout 

The criminally underrated yet justifiably unwanted kid who at this point deserves his own GTA game based off him and his life. he’s kind of a big deal, pretty boy but dangerous nonetheless.

a troublemaking yet innocent E boy, junifer is an internet persona and unknown artist who’s gimmick consists of being unpredictable and causing destruction everywhere he goes as well as doing favors for desperate people in exchange for money/and or sex.

Junifer morningsnout is from England yet sounds Australian and the fact that he can speak many languages is merely one of his many talents. From shooting his gun all over chicago to destroying peoples lives, it seems there’s not likely to be an end to juniors reign but he is known under many other names as well and notable for being honorable on his word if one holds him to it, he’s evil yet he’s good at the same time.

he’s everything yet none of it at the same time, a jack of all trades who’s life motto is a “pursuit of pleasure” need I say more?

Junifer Morningsnout is a child who dares you to attack him as he’s a sadistic predator of pure malevolent masochism and rage.

Junifer Morningsnout © “defined”

Guy 1; I hate junifer morningsnout

Girl 1: omg your just jealous lmao

Guy 1: uh no, he’s just a douchebag anyway

Girl 1: idgaf he’s SO HOTT!

Guy 1: ugh

____

Junifer Morningsnout doesn’t get caught unless he allows himself to be.

To live like J , one must juniorize like the morning snout, you can’t love Junifer if you don’t love animals

UPDATED

EXAMPLE:

Guy 1; I hate junifer morningsnout

Girl 1: omg your just jealous lmao

Guy 1: uh no, he’s just a douchebag anyway

Girl 1: idgaf he’s SO HOTT!

Guy 1: ugh

____

Junifer Morningsnout doesn’t get caught unless he allows himself to be.

To live like J , one must juniorize like the morning snout, you can’t love Junifer if you don’t love animals

___

Missy: junior you can’t leave

Junifer: I’m sorry, love, I must, without me there is no one to control all of wickedness in this world

Missy: ;:(

Junifer: hey, come here girl, *gives missy a necklace*

Missy: what’s this?

Junifer: I’ll be back for it, keep it safe

Missy: *falls head over heels for Junifer Morningsnout*

Junifer Morningsnout is a perfect example

(Of himself )

Junifer Morningsnout by unlimitedprospects October 7, 2021

Junifer Morningsnout 

The criminally underrated yet justifiably unwanted kid who at this point deserves his own GTA game based off him and his life. he’s kind of a big deal, pretty boy but dangerous nonetheless.

a troublemaking yet innocent E boy, junifer is an internet persona and unknown artist who’s gimmick consists of being unpredictable and causing destruction everywhere he goes as well as doing favors for desperate people in exchange for money/and or sex.

Junifer morningsnout is from England yet sounds Australian and the fact that he can speak many languages is merely one of his many talents. From shooting his gun all over chicago to destroying peoples lives, it seems there’s not likely to be an end to juniors reign but he is known under many other names as well and notable for being honorable on his word if one holds him to it, he’s evil yet he’s good at the same time.

he’s everything yet none of it at the same time, a jack of all trades who’s life motto is a “pursuit of pleasure” need I say more?

Junifer Morningsnout is a child who dares you to attack him as he’s a sadistic predator of pure malevolent masochism and rage.

Junifer Morningsnout © “defined”

EXAMPLE:

Guy 1; I hate junifer morningsnout

Girl 1: omg your just jealous lmao

Guy 1: uh no, he’s just a douchebag anyway

Girl 1: idgaf he’s SO HOTT!

Guy 1: ugh

____

Junifer Morningsnout doesn’t get caught unless he allows himself to be.

To live like J , one must juniorize like the morning snout, you can’t love Junifer if you don’t love animals

____

Guy 1; I hate junifer morningsnout

Girl 1: omg your just jealous lmao

Guy 1: uh no, he’s just a douchebag anyway

Girl 1: idgaf he’s SO HOTT!

Guy 1: ugh

____

Junifer Morningsnout doesn’t get caught unless he allows himself to be.

To live like J , one must juniorize like the morning snout, you can’t love Junifer if you don’t love animals

___

Missy: junior you can’t leave

Junifer: I’m sorry, love, I must, without me there is no one to control all of wickedness in this world

Missy: ;:(

Junifer: hey, come here girl, *gives missy a necklace*

Missy: what’s this?

Junifer: I’ll be back for it, keep it safe

Missy: *falls head over heels for Junifer Morningsnout*

Junifer Morningsnout by SuddiusMaximus September 17, 2021

Junifer Morningsnout 

The criminally underrated yet justifiably unwanted kid who at this point deserves his own GTA game based off him and his life. he’s kind of a big deal, pretty boy but dangerous nonetheless.

a troublemaking yet innocent E boy, junifer is an internet persona and unknown artist who’s gimmick consists of being unpredictable and causing destruction everywhere he goes as well as doing favors for desperate people in exchange for money/and or sex.

Junifer morningsnout is from England yet sounds Australian and the fact that he can speak many languages is merely one of his many talents. From shooting his gun all over chicago to destroying peoples lives, it seems there’s not likely to be an end to juniors reign but he is known under many other names as well and notable for being honorable on his word if one holds him to it, he’s evil yet he’s good at the same time.

Junifer Morningsnout is a child who dares you to attack him as he’s a sadistic predator of pure malevolent masochism and rage.

Junifer Morningsnout © “defined”

EXAMPLE:

Guy 1; I hate junifer morningsnout

Girl 1: omg your just jealous lmao

Guy 1: uh no, he’s just a douchebag anyway

Girl 1: idgaf he’s SO HOTT!

Guy 1: ugh

____

Junifer Morningsnout doesn’t get caught unless he allows himself to be.

To live like J , one must juniorize like the morning snout, you can’t love Junifer if you don’t love animals

___

Missy: junior you can’t leave

Junifer: I’m sorry, love, I must, without me there is no one to control all of wickedness in this world

Missy: ;:(

Junifer: hey, come here girl, *gives missy a necklace*

Missy: what’s this?

Junifer: I’ll be back for it, keep it safe

Missy: *falls head over heels for Junifer Morningsnout*

Junifer Morningsnout by Righteous skill September 7, 2021