Merkins

An American citizen, as spoken by W

'My fellow merkins'

Merkins by Dalton Dan August 11, 2008

arsh merkins 

arsh merkins are obviously those merkins whose famblies came to the the u.s. from arland, just like there's eye-talian merkins, and there's meskin merkins, and phillypino merkins, and a zillion other kindsa merkins... all part o' what makes the u.s. a big ole beeyootiful meltin pot.

"yep, his fambly is arsh merkins 'n' rushin merkins, & her fambly is balkin merkins 'n' berzillion merkins, so it's gonna be one helluva crazy weddin ... i speck they'll be partyin fer a week, easy."

arsh merkins by sitcjea January 30, 2009

Getting A Merkins 

To recieve head from behind. She is behind you and she goes in between your legs from behind and performs oral sex.

Boy 1: So, how'd your date go with Hannah go last night?

Boy 2: Oh dude: well. She gave me a merkins.

Boy 1: NO FUCKING WAY BRO!

Boy 2: Yup. I'm fuckin' smooth.

Boy 1: Getting a merkins is amazing.

Boy 2: I know right?!?

Getting A Merkins by I Am Merkins xD January 10, 2012

Merking 

Comes from the root word "merk".
Means killing, beating, murdering, insulting, owning, pwning, etc.

*Playing a first person shooter*
Man, he's merking EVERYBODY!

Merking by Ducez March 31, 2012

cam meekins

A sick rapper who's released 3 mixtapes. Most recently, 1993 which is a sweet tape. His fanbase is #lamp city and they are the best fans ever.

Dude did you hear that new Cam Meekins track? It was dope

cam meekins by SomeBro.. May 12, 2011

merkingaga

a merkin that is made out of something unusual instead of the normal synthetic hair......in honor of Lady Gaga. Feathers or a Colorful Clown wig cut down to size would be acceptable...

For example, lisa did not want to wear a normal merkin. So she made her own "merkingaga" in Lady Gaga style with some peacock feathers. She also made one from a clown wig that was cut down to size.

merkingaga by Diabla007 April 28, 2011