Merkinstock

Name: Merkinstock Mug
Brand: Urban Dictionary
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Produced in Germany, this Bavarian wonder was concocted for hobbits with inclinations for podiatric balding; equipped with a cork bottom it not only keeps a hobbit's feet stylish, but protected.

It's not the size of the merkinstocks that matters, it's how you use them.
Those is some dank 'stocks.

Merkinstock by Clayton Sullivan February 15, 2004

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Merkinstock

Similar to Birkenstocks, Merkinstocks are sandals made from pubic wigs. They are designed to warm the feet and provide a unique new look for the fashionable individual.

"Becky, check out Ashley's Merkinstocks."

"I know! They're so flashy! What a whore!"

Merkinstock by MtnDewGuy March 4, 2013

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Merkinstock • mirkenstock

mirkenstock

A very comfortable mirken worn by lesbians and nurses

Imogen: I swear this mirkenstock is the most comfortable mirken I have ever worn. So well fitting
Justine: You've sold me. I know that you know your mirkens. I'm going online now and ordering some.

mirkenstock by Leroy Dixon August 17, 2021

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mirkenstock

A really comfortable mirken. More comfortable than a standard mirken

Imogen: I'm loving this new mirkenstock. So much more comfortable and ergonomic than my old one.
Justine: You know your mirkens, so you've sold me. I'm jumping online now and ordering a couple.

mirkenstock by Leroy Dixon August 6, 2021

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Stealthie

when you're holding up your phone and making faces at it, as though you are taking a selfie, but you're really taking a picture of the person across from you or the wall or anything else that seems interesting but you don't want to be caught dead taking a picture of.

This action is often made more convincing by wiggling the eyebrows or opening the mouth, to pretend you're trying to get a Snapchat filter to work.

FRIEND A: "Did you just take a stealthie of me?"

FRIEND B (turning phone around): "no I was just using snapchat's new filter, see?"

Stealthie by gwenhyfar October 2, 2016

Word of the Day on May 25, 2026

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Summer Teeth

When someone has a lot of missing teeth.

Mannn, that dude has summer teeth!
What do you mean?
Summer here, summer there...

Summer Teeth by BeckPot August 2, 2012

Word of the Day on May 24, 2026

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Grindset

The grindset is a contemporary ideology of self-exploitation disguised as strength, deeply tied to the aesthetics of the “sigma male” and to new digital forms of patriarchy. It promotes the idea that human worth depends on productivity, economic success, absolute emotional control, and the ability to work endlessly, turning vulnerability, rest, community, and tenderness into signs of weakness. Beneath its rhetoric of discipline and power often lies a profound inability to relate healthily to pain, fragility, and human interdependence.

“That’s the grindset, brother. While weak men sleep and complain, sigma males stay disciplined, work in silence, suppress emotions, and build power while everyone else wastes time chasing comfort.”

Grindset by Omega-Male May 22, 2026

Word of the Day on May 23, 2026

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