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Merkinstock

Produced in Germany, this Bavarian wonder was concocted for hobbits with inclinations for podiatric balding; equipped with a cork bottom it not only keeps a hobbit's feet stylish, but protected.
It's not the size of the merkinstocks that matters, it's how you use them.
Those is some dank 'stocks.
by Clayton Sullivan February 15, 2004
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Merkinstock

Similar to Birkenstocks, Merkinstocks are sandals made from pubic wigs. They are designed to warm the feet and provide a unique new look for the fashionable individual.
"Becky, check out Ashley's Merkinstocks."

"I know! They're so flashy! What a whore!"
by MtnDewGuy March 4, 2013
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mirkenstock

A very comfortable mirken worn by lesbians and nurses
Imogen: I swear this mirkenstock is the most comfortable mirken I have ever worn. So well fitting
Justine: You've sold me. I know that you know your mirkens. I'm going online now and ordering some.
by Leroy Dixon August 17, 2021
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mirkenstock

A really comfortable mirken. More comfortable than a standard mirken
Imogen: I'm loving this new mirkenstock. So much more comfortable and ergonomic than my old one.
Justine: You know your mirkens, so you've sold me. I'm jumping online now and ordering a couple.
by Leroy Dixon August 6, 2021
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