Merkinstock 

Produced in Germany, this Bavarian wonder was concocted for hobbits with inclinations for podiatric balding; equipped with a cork bottom it not only keeps a hobbit's feet stylish, but protected.

It's not the size of the merkinstocks that matters, it's how you use them.
Those is some dank 'stocks.

Merkinstock by Clayton Sullivan February 15, 2004

Merkinstock 

Similar to Birkenstocks, Merkinstocks are sandals made from pubic wigs. They are designed to warm the feet and provide a unique new look for the fashionable individual.

"Becky, check out Ashley's Merkinstocks."

"I know! They're so flashy! What a whore!"

Merkinstock by MtnDewGuy March 4, 2013

mirkenstock

A very comfortable mirken worn by lesbians and nurses

Imogen: I swear this mirkenstock is the most comfortable mirken I have ever worn. So well fitting
Justine: You've sold me. I know that you know your mirkens. I'm going online now and ordering some.

mirkenstock by Leroy Dixon August 17, 2021

mirkenstock

A really comfortable mirken. More comfortable than a standard mirken

Imogen: I'm loving this new mirkenstock. So much more comfortable and ergonomic than my old one.
Justine: You know your mirkens, so you've sold me. I'm jumping online now and ordering a couple.

mirkenstock by Leroy Dixon August 6, 2021

Grindset

The grindset is a contemporary ideology of self-exploitation disguised as strength, deeply tied to the aesthetics of the “sigma male” and to new digital forms of patriarchy. It promotes the idea that human worth depends on productivity, economic success, absolute emotional control, and the ability to work endlessly, turning vulnerability, rest, community, and tenderness into signs of weakness. Beneath its rhetoric of discipline and power often lies a profound inability to relate healthily to pain, fragility, and human interdependence.

“That’s the grindset, brother. While weak men sleep and complain, sigma males stay disciplined, work in silence, suppress emotions, and build power while everyone else wastes time chasing comfort.”

Grindset by Omega-Male May 22, 2026

jerb 

well known from south park
rednecks get angrry that future folk took there jobs so they yell
They took ouare jerbs!

Them future folk took ouare jerbs!

jerb by Jimberley Kim April 7, 2005

Cheeks 

An Irish phrase meaning shit, derived from ass
(Not to be confused with the literal description of one's buttocks)

"Did you hear the song Aylek$ dropped?"
"Hardly. Her music is absolute cheeks."

"My boyfriend say LaFlame is cheeks."
"Tell your boyfriend I said it's his mixtape that's cheeks."

Cheeks by thecartisan April 26, 2020