Merkinstock 

Produced in Germany, this Bavarian wonder was concocted for hobbits with inclinations for podiatric balding; equipped with a cork bottom it not only keeps a hobbit's feet stylish, but protected.

It's not the size of the merkinstocks that matters, it's how you use them.
Those is some dank 'stocks.

Merkinstock by Clayton Sullivan February 15, 2004

Merkinstock 

Similar to Birkenstocks, Merkinstocks are sandals made from pubic wigs. They are designed to warm the feet and provide a unique new look for the fashionable individual.

"Becky, check out Ashley's Merkinstocks."

"I know! They're so flashy! What a whore!"

Merkinstock by MtnDewGuy March 4, 2013

mirkenstock

A very comfortable mirken worn by lesbians and nurses

Imogen: I swear this mirkenstock is the most comfortable mirken I have ever worn. So well fitting
Justine: You've sold me. I know that you know your mirkens. I'm going online now and ordering some.

mirkenstock by Leroy Dixon August 17, 2021

mirkenstock

A really comfortable mirken. More comfortable than a standard mirken

Imogen: I'm loving this new mirkenstock. So much more comfortable and ergonomic than my old one.
Justine: You know your mirkens, so you've sold me. I'm jumping online now and ordering a couple.

mirkenstock by Leroy Dixon August 6, 2021

sans sheriff 

Lawless use of fonts or typography, with no regard to aesthetics or legibility

I'm putting this CV straight in the bin. Written totally sans sheriff.

sans sheriff by Jamarley July 3, 2019

Breadhead 

Someone who is addicted to obtaining money and building wealth. A money addict and fanatic. Breadheads often work more than one full-time job, and some even participate in illicit activities to "obtain the bread".

A breadhead is like a crackhead, but for money instead of crack.

Breadhead by 🅱️ U S 3 4 8 March 30, 2022

Stink lines

As seen in illustrations or cartoons: Wavy, vertical lines rising above a person, place or thing. Denotes a foul odor.

"You didn't put enough stink lines on your picture of the teacher."

Stink lines by Athene Airheart March 14, 2004