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merking
"shit, that car was merking down the road"
"the cops tried to stop him so he merked the fuck outta there"
"the cops tried to stop him so he merked the fuck outta there"
merking by jimi dean breakfast sauages December 9, 2008
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merking
To, intentionally or unintentionally, appear in the background of someones photo. Someone who does this often may be referred to as a 'merker'
merking by happysmileygirl August 2, 2005
merking
merking by Merking on Broads April 16, 2008
Merking
A way of obtaining stuck materials from a vending machine by vigorously shaking your ass and rapidly bumping said vending machine. This should result in the vending machine in releasing it's goodness while entertaining witnesses.
Merking by acemanaceman May 29, 2014
Merking
The act of noncing through a digital platform, such as ps4 party chat.
A 'merk' will typically wear rings, date minors and laugh at his own jokes.
A 'merk' will typically wear rings, date minors and laugh at his own jokes.
Merking by Merking Minge June 12, 2022
Merking off
Merking off is essentially the fusion of mewing, and jerking off, typically done by late stage gooners who are still looking for a way to turn getting caught edging into a sigmatical grindset moment. Though usually this still wont change the fact you just caught them edging to gay porn before the suns even risen yet, which there now using as a flex upon you.
Edward: do you know that guy in the dorm next-door? i caught him edging in the bathroom once and all he did was start merking off
Dennis: lmao but i would do the same thing if i were him
Dennis: lmao but i would do the same thing if i were him
Merking off by relerquney February 16, 2024
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