Merking

Comes from the root word "merk".
Means killing, beating, murdering, insulting, owning, pwning, etc.

*Playing a first person shooter*
Man, he's merking EVERYBODY!

by Ducez March 31, 2012

merking

to drive quickly; to drive away from a sketchy situation

"shit, that car was merking down the road"

"the cops tried to stop him so he merked the fuck outta there"

by jimi dean breakfast sauages December 9, 2008

merking

To, intentionally or unintentionally, appear in the background of someones photo. Someone who does this often may be referred to as a 'merker'

Look at you merking in the background of her photo!

by happysmileygirl August 2, 2005

merking

To creep around a bar hitting on women in a sketchy manner

I was merking on so many broads last night

by Merking on Broads April 16, 2008

Merking

A way of obtaining stuck materials from a vending machine by vigorously shaking your ass and rapidly bumping said vending machine. This should result in the vending machine in releasing it's goodness while entertaining witnesses.

Hey Man... I need merking this machine... my Pepsi is stuck.

by acemanaceman May 29, 2014

Merking

The act of noncing through a digital platform, such as ps4 party chat.

A 'merk' will typically wear rings, date minors and laugh at his own jokes.

Hayden: Hey Merking, I saw your DMs with my sister
Merking: *cries* Please don't bash me Hayden!

by Merking Minge June 12, 2022

Merking off

Merking off is essentially the fusion of mewing, and jerking off, typically done by late stage gooners who are still looking for a way to turn getting caught edging into a sigmatical grindset moment. Though usually this still wont change the fact you just caught them edging to gay porn before the suns even risen yet, which there now using as a flex upon you.

Edward: do you know that guy in the dorm next-door? i caught him edging in the bathroom once and all he did was start merking off
Dennis: lmao but i would do the same thing if i were him

by relerquney February 16, 2024