2 definition by Dalton Dan

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An American citizen, as spoken by W
'My fellow merkins'
by Dalton Dan July 17, 2008

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Term used to describe excessive anal hairgrowth.
I told her I would not go up the Oxo Tower unless she waxed that Muir.
by Dalton Dan July 17, 2008

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