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A pubic hair piece. A toupee for the pubic area/genitals. In the 1700โ€™s when mercury was used to treat sexually transmitted diseases (Gonorrhea or Syphilis) one of the side effects was the loss of pubic hair. To disguise this condition, that was not cured by mercury, a Merkin was employed.
17th Century setting: Due to his treatment of the "French Pox" (syphilis) with mercury a merkin Gwendolyn used a Merkin to used to hide the side effects of hair loss and not alarm her husband.
by David W. Tuthill December 30, 2005
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A method of guessing on a multiple choice test that involves looking at the position of the second hand. If the hand is between 12 and 3 the guess is A. If the hand is between 3 and 6 the guess is B. Between 6 and 9 guess C. Between 9 and 12 guess D.
I passed my test! Thanks to the Clock Method
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something george bush is constantly saying he is proud to be
"ah am proud, to be a merkin citezin"
by your ugly, i cannot tell a lie January 31, 2007
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Peeps cant just b runnin around MERKIN other peeps
โ€œIm thinkin bout MERKIN that mofo
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A pubic Toupee

A family guy reference in two episodes
Man: "Hey kid, wanna buy a merkin?"
Chris: "What's a merkin?"
Man: "Why it's a pubic toupee"
by The Great Talag March 12, 2004
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