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v.
1. to kill someone
2. to beat someone in a game
3. to insult someone
4. to injure someone

adj. (merked)
1. looking unkempt
2. looking real stoned/drunk
Look at ya, ya just got merked bitch.
You're merked.
by Justin Plummer January 15, 2004
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Nov 27 Word of the Day
A stupid person; it refers to the lack of surface area on an individual's brain. The general thought is that the more surface area (wrinkles, creases, etc.) a brain has, the smarter the person is. Conversely, a person with a smooth brain (no wrinkles) has less surface area and would therefore be stupid.
That fucking smooth brain put his shirt on backwards again...

That smooth brain is dumber than a pile of shit.
by Tip Tank May 14, 2011
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background: merk - to kill someone, from the word mercenary, to kill for money
"getting merked on a tram over roosevelt island" (from El-P's Deep Space 9mm on Fantastic Damage
by Mel O. March 17, 2005
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1. merk - to kill someone, from the word mercenary, to kill for money, getting merked.

2. merk - to engage in unrestrained sexual intercourse, until the recepient can not walk!

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The term merk is an abbreviated slang expression for a Mercenary, one who is a civilian for hire, that becomes involved in military black ops (Operations), so when you Merk someone, you do a number on them in a , Black Op's covert manner and normally executed with extreme prejudice, and that means they can normally kiss their butt goodbye.
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1. I'm gonna Merk that dude for stealing from my house

2. I won't waste no time i'll make it worth it.
One hundred percent i'll make it perfect.
You got a body to die for lemme merk it.
'Song: Dizzee Rascal feat. Calvin Harris - Dance with me'
by cadjoseph May 27, 2009
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-"Menzies and Calum merked that crew down bruv!" - Menzies and Calum killed those people badly my friend!

-"Menzies and Calum went bare merking" - Menzies and Calum went on a killing spree

-"No one can merk Menzies and Calum cuz! they are bare nang tings" - Nobody can kill Menzies and Calum my friend they are too kool
by Chris Menzies May 26, 2006
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Anything you want it to be,
I'm gonna merk babyface so hard she'll never get merked again

i just got merked by some white boy

i forogt to wipe my butt and i just merked my white briefs
by porn mike November 06, 2008
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