merkeln 

A german word-puzzle, made from the German Chancellor "Angela Merkel" and the "-eln" ending of verbs.
I merkle
You merkle
He/She/It merkles
We merkle
you merkle
they merkle

It reffers to: Sit around and do nothing
or: Talking about something so long, that you can just do it, because everyone else is too fed up to stop you from doing it

Q: Why is no one stopping the chancellor from letting all the refugees in?
A: She Merkled us

Stop merkeln, or I kill you!

merkeln by Nellox February 9, 2017

Merkelist 

Someone who wants to destroy their own country.

A naive person who makes irrational, impulsive decisions without thinking through the consequences. Someone who wants to undo all the good work of their patriotic predecessors.

An individual in high authority who acts irresponsibly e.g. Like a teenager who invites everyone to her house party on social media. They have a great party but in the cold sober light of the next day, the gatecrashers have wrecked her parents house. A Merkelist will do this with a whole country, or even worse, an entire Union of countries!

The policies of that party are going to bring havoc to this country, their leader must be a Merkelist.

Merkelist by PenorSword September 3, 2018

merkeled

when someone fucks something up beyond repair

Ora really merkeled that excel sheet.

merkeled by mmmdick August 16, 2012

Merkel Effect 

Describes a double-standard, where elected officials do not care about civil rights violations concerning ordinary citizens, but scandalize similar violations when they happen to them.

Coined by Edward Snowden.

"It's equally if not more concerning that we're seeing another 'Merkel Effect,' where an elected official does not care at all that the rights of millions of ordinary citizens are violated by our spies, but suddenly it's a scandal when a politician finds out the same thing happens to them."

Edward Snowden in an interview with NBC news.

Merkel Effect by dzire187 April 22, 2014

merkeled

Raped, grooped

The german girls were merkeled by the refugees.

merkeled by Dj117 April 26, 2016

PJ Merkel 

Typically used to describe a whale, or someone who likes to eat lobsters a lot. Sometimes its used to describe various dance moves to make one look like a complete retard.

He likes to eat at red lobster? He must be a PJ Merkel.

He has 7 chins? Must be a PJ Merkel

PJ Merkel by baljeet reji June 12, 2019

merkeled

To be sexually abused by an individual who has recently immigrated

That poor German girl was merkeled by three Syrian migrants

merkeled by collosoll April 26, 2016