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merkeling

Jumping up to play the righteous moral hero, but actually just really screwing things up.
Angie saw two hungry wolves enter a chicken coop and proceeded to kill the cute hens and chicks. "I'll save you!" she said, as she threw a hand grenade at the wolves. Mommy told Angie to stop merkeling, and come back inside before she could do any damage.

Angie and her family got lost in the big city. A poor homeless man approached her and asked her for money. Angie imagined herself to be a wise, heroic princess, giving away her kingdom's riches to make things great. While her mom was arguing with her dad about whose fault it was for getting lost, Angie took mom's purse and gave it to the homeless man. The man promptly thanked Angie and then ran off. Mom and dad yelled at Angie, "your merkeling fantasies really screwed things up for us this time!"
by ThisIsNotReallyMyName September 9, 2016
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merkeled

when someone fucks something up beyond repair
Ora really merkeled that excel sheet.
by mmmdick August 16, 2012
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merkeled

Raped, grooped
The german girls were merkeled by the refugees.
by Dj117 April 26, 2016
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merkeled

To be sexually abused by an individual who has recently immigrated
That poor German girl was merkeled by three Syrian migrants
by collosoll April 26, 2016
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merkel

Verb. To perform an unsolicited shoulder massage.
While Angela was seated at the table, George snuck up and merkeled her.
by thewordster September 8, 2008
mugGet the merkelmug.

merkeled

My friend from germany got merkeled on new years eve.
by mellupabbi April 26, 2016
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Merkeled

When a European woman is culturally enriched by an Arab penis
When I asked how many women were Merkeled on New Years Eve I was told to check my privilege
by BUILDTHEWALL April 30, 2016
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