merchandice 

Gambling-related items for sale.

I assiduously maintain a sensible lifestyle, and totally shun any and all vices, so I never purchase any merchandice.

merchandice by QuacksO November 28, 2021

Hands off the merchandise! 

Hands off the merchandise!

A protest/order uttered by one of either gender when someone else (usually of the opposite gender) wants to indulge in a little touchy-feely, but he’s not in the mood.

Weary girl (pushing her guy's "exploring" hand away from her boobs): Hey! Hands off the merchandise! I wanna go to sleep now!

Hands off the merchandise! by QuacksO November 28, 2011

384 Merchandise 

A company based out of Pennsylvania which specializes in making custom one-inch pins for bands. AKA 384.

384 Merchandise makes my band's pins.

384 Merchandise by Dr.Rob Jones April 12, 2008

Urban Dictionary Merchandise 

The advertisement for a mug for my cousin Timmy right this under this definition.

You know about Urban Dictionary Merchandise?
How can I not? It’s right below this sentence.

Urban Dictionary Merchandise by ICan’tFindAnyOtherUsernameSoYa January 6, 2021

hands off the merchandise! 

Basically "Don't touch my stuff, punk."

Person A: Dude, awesome iPod!! (reaches for iPod)

Person B: Hey buddy, hands off the merchandise!

hands off the merchandise! by underdawg November 10, 2008

Merchandising 

Doing basically nothing.

Hey Pete, wanna help move some boxes?

I can't, I'm merchandising.

Merchandising by Apateonas July 8, 2017

handling the merchandise 

The act of masturbating in a grocery store while employing the merchandise to complete the act

"Clean up on aisle 3 in produce. Someone has been handling the merchandise and the avocados have been abused"

handling the merchandise by von groovy September 15, 2019