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a menstrual bitch, a word discovered whilest playing fifa between ed and bt
girl : i hate you, ur an asshole
guy 1: damn that girl was a meoch
guy 2: fuckin meoch
meoch by ed and bt August 24, 2008
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backyard mechanic 

Someone who works on & fixes cars on their own property.
John was quite the backyard mechanic & spent decades fixing cars, his GTO especially.
backyard mechanic by Starchylde June 15, 2016

Fluid Mechanics

The one area of physics where its researchers are actually mostly mathematicians.
Ed: Ey Bob I am studying fluid mechanics
Bob: You mean the area of physics you see mathematicians and engineers study instead of physicists?
Fluid Mechanics by EpicScientician September 17, 2021

Mechatronics 

A mistake.
A program that lures innocent high school kids who want to make cool robots. Half the class end up becoming web developers.
"So... you transferred from ECE to Mechatronics?"
"It was a mistake."
Mechatronics by 6011304 March 31, 2019

Mechanicking

(Noun) A sexual act that involves, from beginning to end, the recipient on all fours and then placing their palms flat against the wall facing them or grabbing hold of a bed's headboard while the giving party slides partially underneath them and places recipient's cock in their mouth and begins the much needed stimuli. Then the giver also begins anal simulation with fingers on hand. Throughout the act the giver may slide back or forward alternating the stimulation they are giving using their mouth and tongue on the cock, testicles, and asshole at their own discretion but not leaving any of the parts unstimulated. The action is usually concluded by the woman penetrating asshole with her finger (as if she hasn't already) at the apex of stimulation resulting in the recipient coming hard while inside the giver's mouth whete it is traditionally consumed posthaste.
Nikki appealed to Betsy, "Lover I am in need of a serious tune up, maybe even sn oil change. Do you think maybe tonight you could do some mechanicking on me to try and fix the problem?" Clearly aggravated, Betsy looked down at her phone and saw that one of her dope connections relayed to her not too long ago that if she wanted any of the candy he had for her it was going to cost her the regular going rate of both anal sex and A blow job, in that order, when she snapped, "I don't know, Goddammit, I swear all you ever think about is sex. Everything is not about you and your stupid cock".
Mechanicking by Nikki Stixx September 14, 2020

mechanic's special 

A vehicle listed as a "mechanic's special" on craigslist appears to be, at first glance, a remarkable deal. A mechanic's special is usually a vehicle listed far below its blue book value, with a few minor issues outlined that any competent backyard mechanic can easily diagnose and fix. This problems are usually referred to only in the vaguest of terms, such as a "clunking sound coming from the transmission" or "hissing sound from the radiator."

Of course, these problems turn out to be much more severe - such as a blown headgasket, thrashed transmission, detonated cylinder, and the like. The odometer reading is often conspicuously absent from the reading. The owner will often feign ignorance about vehicles in hopes of getting rid of it at a good price, but actually are often competent car people themselves.

The only valid use for a mechanic's special is as a parts vehicle, and only then once the owner has been talked down to a reasonable price.
1992 Chevrolet 1500 4x4 $900 OBO - Mechanic's Special!

'92 Chevy half ton, 4x4, 4" suspension lift. Great truck, 4x4 stopped working about a week ago, slight ticking sound coming from the engine. Should be an easy fix. Call @ 555 - 5555
mechanic's special by freyyr March 26, 2011

Boat mechanic 

Bob the boat mechanic sold me coke.
Boat mechanic by Bobtheboatmechanic February 8, 2017
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murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
Word of the Day on September 22, 2026
In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
Word of the Day on September 21, 2026

Concrete cowboy 

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
Word of the Day on September 20, 2026
any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear
hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026
Word of the Day on September 19, 2026

God Shot 

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".
Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."
God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011
Word of the Day on September 18, 2026

city chicken 

A food native to Pittsburgh/Western Pennsylvania in which cubes of pork and/or veal are put on a short, wooden skewer, breaded, then baked and/or fried.

I've heard that city chicken originated during the Great Depression, when folks didn't have enough money to buy full cuts of meat, so they assembled meat scraps on a wooden skewer, creating a make-shift drumstick. Hence the name.
Are yinz havin' city chicken for dinner?
city chicken by TRF August 31, 2006
Word of the Day on September 17, 2026
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