meltings 

The remnants of a fountain soda when the ice has melted with existing liquid in the glass or cup creating a not-quite-water, not-quite-soda drink.

Friend 1: Hey, can I have some of your soda?
Friend 2: Sorry man, all that's left is the meltings.

meltings by MW December 21, 2003

Death by 1000 meetings 

As the modern form of an ancient torture, death by 1000 meetings is defined as the annihilation of a project, action or ultimately a person due to time wasted in having to attend a seemingly infinite amount of non-productive meetings.

This is in direct correlation to the mathematical theory which states WORK = 1 / MEETINGS, as the amount of meetings increases, the amount of tangible work gets divided to oblivion.

Bob: What happened to the billion dollar R&D project that Joe was working on?
Mary: Death by 1000 meetings

Rick: Hey I thought you were working on that perpetual motion machine, why hasn't anything progressed in the last 3 years?
Jason: Death by 1000 meetings

Mark: Did you hear about the case of fiscal insolvency of a city over in California?
Ann: Sure did, yet another case of death by 1000 meetings!

Death by 1000 meetings by Max86 February 10, 2014

melting pearls on my tummy 

Spanking the monkey. Masturbation.

"Well, I'll be upstairs melting pearls on my tummy if you need me." Roger on American Dad

melting pearls on my tummy by tibu March 9, 2012

Melting Pearls 

It is the process of ejaculation onto your own stomach. The resulting mess resembles a pearl melting.

I may be a little late for the party, I'm busy melting pearls at the moment.

Melting Pearls by Starxy June 14, 2015

Melting pearls on my tummy 

How ejaculate might look on one's stomach after masturbating.

American Dad - Season 7 Episode 9 Rodger says "I'll just be upstairs melting pearls on my tummy if you need me."

Melting pearls on my tummy by stevezoob June 9, 2012

Melting

When you see someone or something that makes you feel a lot of feels and you feel as if you are melting.

"When I read that fluff fanfic I was literally melting."

Melting by raxacoricofallapatorian January 7, 2016

Melting Pot of Friendship 

A term used by radio-host "Ghost" on the True Capitalist Radio when called a racist on his show.

I'm not a racist, I'm A MELTING POT OF FRIENDSHIP!

Melting Pot of Friendship by KLP507 June 28, 2011