One who lines themselves up to receive credit, or makes sure that every ounce of credit for their actions is well recognized and possibly even documented. #creditmonger
Milton: I swear all these people who make movies are credit mongers
Peter: I hear you, not like you see my name appearing on the credits of the 500 TPS reports that I've proof-read!
Peter: I hear you, not like you see my name appearing on the credits of the 500 TPS reports that I've proof-read!
by Max86 November 03, 2014
An individual who's personality is the perfect combination a Tool and a Douche Bag.
Another explanation is a moron who thinks that they are god's gift to the world.
Another explanation is a moron who thinks that they are god's gift to the world.
dude 1: Check out that tool Chuck over there, now that's he's watched karate kid six times he thinks he can punch through a brick wall. What a douche bag.
dude 2: Chuck truly is a Tool Bag.
dude 2: Chuck truly is a Tool Bag.
by Max86 September 13, 2012
As the modern form of an ancient torture, death by 1000 meetings is defined as the annihilation of a project, action or ultimately a person due to time wasted in having to attend a seemingly infinite amount of non-productive meetings.
This is in direct correlation to the mathematical theory which states WORK = 1 / MEETINGS, as the amount of meetings increases, the amount of tangible work gets divided to oblivion.
This is in direct correlation to the mathematical theory which states WORK = 1 / MEETINGS, as the amount of meetings increases, the amount of tangible work gets divided to oblivion.
Bob: What happened to the billion dollar R&D project that Joe was working on?
Mary: Death by 1000 meetings
Rick: Hey I thought you were working on that perpetual motion machine, why hasn't anything progressed in the last 3 years?
Jason: Death by 1000 meetings
Mark: Did you hear about the case of fiscal insolvency of a city over in California?
Ann: Sure did, yet another case of death by 1000 meetings!
Mary: Death by 1000 meetings
Rick: Hey I thought you were working on that perpetual motion machine, why hasn't anything progressed in the last 3 years?
Jason: Death by 1000 meetings
Mark: Did you hear about the case of fiscal insolvency of a city over in California?
Ann: Sure did, yet another case of death by 1000 meetings!
by Max86 February 10, 2014
Feterinarius is a soldier in the digital army who serves as a surgeon of the electronics that power backbone of the the internet, ICSs and all that is controlled electronically.
John; The geek from IT really knows a lot about the history FETs and MOSFETs and how they've powered the digital age!
Richard: That's why they call him FETerinarius bro
Richard: That's why they call him FETerinarius bro
by Max86 July 12, 2017
Marc: Hey check out that looser Jaques, thinks he can speak English now just because he's watched all the rocky movies.
Rick: It's true, Jaques is a real Sac a Douche
Rick: It's true, Jaques is a real Sac a Douche
by Max86 September 14, 2012
Dude1: Damn these are good nachos, u made them?
Dude2: mah biznatch sister made them
Dude1: nice, got any cheez for these biznatchos?
Dude2: mah biznatch sister made them
Dude1: nice, got any cheez for these biznatchos?
by Max86 April 22, 2010
My Kung Fu Is Stronger Than Yours!
(Not to be confused with the McFisty, which means My Chicken Fried Is Stronger Than Yours, obvi)
(Not to be confused with the McFisty, which means My Chicken Fried Is Stronger Than Yours, obvi)
Kevin: Hey who you calling?
Zeke: Shimo
Kevin: Why
Zeke: for the lulz..
Zeke (on the phone): MkFisty!
Zeke: Shimo
Kevin: Why
Zeke: for the lulz..
Zeke (on the phone): MkFisty!
by Max86 February 19, 2019