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My Kung Fu Is Stronger Than Yours!

(Not to be confused with the McFisty, which means My Chicken Fried Is Stronger Than Yours, obvi)
Kevin: Hey who you calling?
Zeke: Shimo
Kevin: Why
Zeke: for the lulz..

Zeke (on the phone): MkFisty!
by Max86 February 19, 2019
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Cigol is written as the opposite of logic, but it's not be confused with the term Illogical, because although Cigol's real meaning is based in the fact that doing what may seem the least logical, ends up having the most positive effect.
Derek: Hey lets go this way to get back home, it seems longer but lets do it anyways.
Frank: Dude, totally illogical, but whatever man, lets do it your way!
Derek: Not illogical, Cigol, the long way is the shortest.

And sure enough, as if only by chance, the longer way was the best, and shortest, as it was almost always met with having a better time, or once reaching the destination we find out the shortest way had some sort of a road closure, earth quake, football parade or the likes
by Max86 June 04, 2015
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Dude1: Damn these are good nachos, u made them?

Dude2: mah biznatch sister made them

Dude1: nice, got any cheez for these biznatchos?
by Max86 April 22, 2010
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French Soldier: I don't want to talk to you no more, you empty-headed animal food trough wiper! I fart in your general direction (IFIYGD)! Your mother was a hamster and your father smelt of elderberries!
by Max86 March 31, 2015
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A French douchebag.

Similar to deutchbag being a German one.
Marc: Hey check out that looser Jaques, thinks he can speak English now just because he's watched all the rocky movies.

Rick: It's true, Jaques is a real Sac a Douche
by Max86 September 14, 2012
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As the modern form of an ancient torture, death by 1000 meetings is defined as the annihilation of a project, action or ultimately a person due to time wasted in having to attend a seemingly infinite amount of non-productive meetings.

This is in direct correlation to the mathematical theory which states WORK = 1 / MEETINGS, as the amount of meetings increases, the amount of tangible work gets divided to oblivion.
Bob: What happened to the billion dollar R&D project that Joe was working on?
Mary: Death by 1000 meetings

Rick: Hey I thought you were working on that perpetual motion machine, why hasn't anything progressed in the last 3 years?
Jason: Death by 1000 meetings

Mark: Did you hear about the case of fiscal insolvency of a city over in California?
Ann: Sure did, yet another case of death by 1000 meetings!
by Max86 February 10, 2014
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