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MEGAPORN 

Megaporn is porn of the highest Caliber . LITERALLY CALIBER! As in when you watch it its like carrying a loaded 50 caliber. Megaporn is porn of the most dangerous level, ejaculation through Megaporn travels 100times faster and 100 times harder and is 100 times more brutal. When watching megaporn You become a serious threat to those around you.
(1) : Where did that hole in the wall come from??

(2) : Probably billy watching Megaporn again.
MEGAPORN by Brutal_Tapir October 23, 2009

megapoggersshee 

Pronounced as (Mega-poggers-shee) is a word used to describe something good that has just happened. Can be used to describe any person place or thing.
Example 1: Dude that is megapoggersshee! (Talking about something that has happened)
Example 2: Man you are so megapoggersshee.
Example 3: That place is so megapoggersshee!

Metapodding 

The act of rolling oneself tightly in a blanket so as to resemble the Pokémon Metapod. Used to gain warmth or to immobilize oneself in preparation for evolution.
My heater broke last night and it was freezing in my bedroom. I was metapodding trying to gain some warmth.

Jessie was so tired after a day at school that she metapodded and took a nap.
Metapodding by Wevin February 25, 2013
When your penis gets so hard that it doesn't move.
Before i fucked Jaine my dick pulled a Metapod.
Metapod by Roc18 April 21, 2010
Metapod, a dud pokemon. This pokemon just sits there and all he can do is harden. This pokemon defies the laws of physics to stand up considering its crescent shape.
You have just caught a Metapod.
Metapod was tossed away. (Set "Free")
Metapod by Legs You Legend October 28, 2009

megalodaunt 

A tall, gay, Monster, that resides in DeepWoken, a ROBLOX, game. Commonly refered to as Sharko.
" EUEREWUEUERUUROEUOEUOR" Deepwoken players after getting their ass handed to them by a Megalodaunt.
megalodaunt by randomferret March 12, 2022