Megalodon 

1. a prehistoric shark, that measured up to 12 metres in length.

2. an exceptionally mega impressive donn thing.

that is the most megalodon board I have ever ridden.

Megalodon by simon warren November 17, 2003

Megalodon 

A huge, extreme or excellent Mafia boss.

Joe got shot because he owed money to the Megalodon.

"Hey, I can’t wait to see that new gangster film about the Megalodon."

She was both terrified and excited when the Megalodon asked her out for dinner.

"Joe, don't look that guy in the eyes!... he's the Megalodon."

The FBI finally managed to lock up the Megalodon... on TAX evasion.

Megalodon by Paulhully August 12, 2018

megalodon 

n. a giant shit. one that excedes normal size of the bowel complex.

I had 3 cups of coffee and I just dropped a vicious megalodon.

megalodon by Djnasm October 11, 2007

megalodon 

a prehistoric awsome man eating shark that might still live today

ahh its a megalodon

megalodon by animal jam lover December 2, 2015

Megalodon 

A species of prehistoric shark that could reach lengths of 15.3-18 meters and weigh up to 50 tons. Megalodon is a member of the genus Carcharocles and a member of the family Otodontidae. Its teeth were 7 inches long and it had a bite force stronger than a Tyrannosaurus Rex. Megalodons bite force was probably the strongest of any animal!

Person: That's a weird-looking rock.
Other person: That's not a rock, that's a megalodon tooth.

Megalodon by EurypTrey April 21, 2020

Megalodon 

A huge 18-meter shark, nobody knows if this shark is a myth, but it's said that a huge tooth from this beast has been found in a area where a ocean used to be. (AKA the ocean dried up from all those years.) The tooth goes up to a height of 7 inches. This shark was bigger than a whale shark, and would eat other sharks and giant squids.

"Have you heard of the Megalodon shark?"
"Isn't that a legend?"
"Nobody knows, but if it's real, it's extinct, so it can't hurt animals or humans!"
"But I heard it's still alive... and there's proof..."
"Woah..."

Megalodon by Ironically Incredible April 5, 2015

Megalodon Dick

A dick that is very muscular, scary, and over one foot long.

Girl you won’t believe the megalodon dick on my hubby last night. He couldn’t fit all of it in!

Megalodon Dick by Bush Lord 69 420 July 9, 2019