Megalodong

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A penis that, when flaccid, touches the water of the toilet whilst the carrier is excreting.

Joe stuck his megalodong into the gloryhole.

Megalodong by TheMegaladong June 30, 2015

Words you can keep

Megalodong

A gigantic huge dick

I here she likes Megalodongs

Megalodong by KatoArin October 10, 2022

Megalodong

Derived from the prehistoric shark known as a Megalodon that is thought to have lived during the Cenozoic Era. Although its actual size is debatable, all scientists have agreed that it was massive. This term is used to define an enormously endowed man.

"That guy definitely has a megalodong; I bet it's larger than Shaq's."

Megalodong by SharkFact69 September 6, 2013

Megalodong

A big Dick Diver. A commercial diver who's cock is so large, it could be mistaken for a shark

Quick!!, everyone out of the water!! There is a massive megalodong near blackburn's asshole!!

Megalodong by JWATT85 November 10, 2018

Megalodong

A highly motivated person who is pushing you to your limits, someone who will destroy you in all kinds of activitys.

Yesterday I was at the gym with John, he pushd me to my limits. A true Megalodong.

Megalodong by Kovalski September 6, 2023

megalongdong

oh, you were looking for a fish, right? well look where that got you. mega. long. dong.

i’ve been studying a lot about sharks and i can tell you have a megalongdong

megalongdong by I can’t put my real name August 27, 2021

megalongschlong

user megalongschlong on tiktok is the most amazing mutual ever

"Hey do you know megalongschlong?"
"Oh yeah they're the best mutual ever"

megalongschlong by a_dyslexic_wh0r3 June 23, 2021

Coyote Ugly

1. Place

The Bar came before the movie. It is an awesome bar where the girls know how to party and make you feel okay about giving up your money, drawers, bras, and dignity.

2. Movie

A story about a Jersey girl following her dreams, aided by working at this bar in New York.

3. Situation/Person/Decision

See other definitions - waking up next to someone so ugly you'd rather chew your arm off than wake them up.

1. Yo, Coyote Ugly is my favorite bar! I got whipped, stripped, drunk, and danced on the bar all before 7 o'clock!

2. Hey did you see Coyote Ugly? It actually has a plot!

3. Ugg I woke up to Coyote Ugly this morning!

Coyote Ugly by jerseycountry March 8, 2009

Word of the Day on September 2, 2026

Literally 1984

Used in response for when someone promotes/advocates an event or idea that is perceived to support "too much" authority and/or government control.

Often used jokingly as a over-exaggeration in political talk.

Can also be used in response to a ban or mute in a forum site or online chat.

Steve: I think that the government should regulate businesses more
Bob: Literally 1984!

--User1 has been permantly banned--
User2: You cant ban my friend like that! Literally 1984!

Literally 1984 by ke1 July 7, 2021

Word of the Day on September 1, 2026