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mechaniquin by The Lovely. May 1, 2020
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Mechanicking
(Noun) A sexual act that involves, from beginning to end, the recipient on all fours and then placing their palms flat against the wall facing them or grabbing hold of a bed's headboard while the giving party slides partially underneath them and places recipient's cock in their mouth and begins the much needed stimuli. Then the giver also begins anal simulation with fingers on hand. Throughout the act the giver may slide back or forward alternating the stimulation they are giving using their mouth and tongue on the cock, testicles, and asshole at their own discretion but not leaving any of the parts unstimulated. The action is usually concluded by the woman penetrating asshole with her finger (as if she hasn't already) at the apex of stimulation resulting in the recipient coming hard while inside the giver's mouth whete it is traditionally consumed posthaste.
Nikki appealed to Betsy, "Lover I am in need of a serious tune up, maybe even sn oil change. Do you think maybe tonight you could do some mechanicking on me to try and fix the problem?" Clearly aggravated, Betsy looked down at her phone and saw that one of her dope connections relayed to her not too long ago that if she wanted any of the candy he had for her it was going to cost her the regular going rate of both anal sex and A blow job, in that order, when she snapped, "I don't know, Goddammit, I swear all you ever think about is sex. Everything is not about you and your stupid cock".
Mechanicking by Nikki Stixx September 14, 2020
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mechanicing by Mr_Shlaapu June 28, 2016
Oratrice Mechanique D'analyse Cardinale De La Voiture D'ore Electrique
It is a self made word by an 8th grader. "Oratrice mechanique d'analyse cardinale de la voiture d'or electrique" (French) noun: A whimsical term used to describe luxurious and high-performance supercars, often adorned in gold exteriors, that are utilized as police cars in certain locations, such as Dubai. These vehicles represent a symbol of extravagance and showcase the fusion of law enforcement and opulence in a unique and eye-catching manner.
David: Listen Dude, What is your favorite car?
*A bunch of elite supercars owned by the dubai police go by and catch a criminal*
Richard: Every single one of those gorgeous Oratrice Mechanique D'analyse Cardinale De La Voiture D'ore Electrique.
David: My notable mentions include the Mclaren Speedtail and the Lykan Hypersport.
Richard: Mine is the latest addition of the Ferrari Pininfarina Sergio
*A bunch of elite supercars owned by the dubai police go by and catch a criminal*
Richard: Every single one of those gorgeous Oratrice Mechanique D'analyse Cardinale De La Voiture D'ore Electrique.
David: My notable mentions include the Mclaren Speedtail and the Lykan Hypersport.
Richard: Mine is the latest addition of the Ferrari Pininfarina Sergio
Nutshot
It is said of the situation where a person has the bad luck to make contact with his testicles against an undefined surface or object, intentioned or not.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.
Today in the baseball game the pitcher took a nutshot; the baseball hit him in the nuts.
Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.
Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.
Nutshot by Uberflaven March 1, 2009
Word of the Day on June 26, 2026
Nerd neck
A "human" that spends so much time playing video games that their posture is level nerd neck. Everytime anyone goes tryhard they hunch down and their neck gets longer there fore a nerd neck is always hunched down cause they're always going try hard. In other words a nerd neck is a try hard, since their neck is 100% longer than the average human being due to playing too many video games and taking them serious, nerd necks are not even considered human anymore but something more sad. Nerd necks are often found on fortnite, their natural habitat usually being tilted towers.
Nerd neck by D Sandwich Maker February 5, 2019
Word of the Day on June 25, 2026