Definitions by Mr_Shlaapu

Shrinkage 

Shrinkage is a phenomena of epic loss of proportion to male genitalia when exposed to sudden or extreme drop in temperature causing them to " shrink " or disappear all together for a short period.

I fell through the ice at the lake just now and got a major case of " shrinkage " going on!!

Shrinkage by Mr_Shlaapu November 25, 2018

grubby dick beaters

A term used to describe the unwashed hands of an adolescent male.

HEY!! Get your grubby dick beaters off my burger!

grubby dick beaters by Mr_Shlaapu April 20, 2018

mechanicing 

Working on or fixing a mechanical machine or part. Most likely vehicles.

I was mechanicing on my god dam truck until 3 am.

mechanicing by Mr_Shlaapu June 28, 2016