meatmiester

One who know's how to make music by using there twig and berries. One must use gentle squeezing while gently tugging on your 2nd brain.

When your taking a shit, and trying to force it out, and u fart out of your dick-hole. Very Painfull

by Cock Johnson III April 1, 2005

meatmonster

a large penis, phallic-saurus

co-worker:wow you look happy today sally!

sally: yea got attacked by the meatmonster last nite

by frankgrimey February 1, 2008

Davenport Meatmonster

When a man and women are doing it doggy style the man grabs the womans arms put her ass up and does anal for a few seconds then bites onto her neck and rolls around while giving vaginal sex Then ounce complete The Man Roars and Says MEATMONSTER!

My Neighbors were doing the Davenport Meatmonster last night, I didnt get any sleep

by asdfadfasfasfsdafsaf May 10, 2010

Meatmonster

A very large penis, usually prevalent on the African American and Redneck populations.

Dude, I just saw you looking at that mofucka's meatmonster in the dumpster.

by Ngn660 June 9, 2009

Meatmaster

Someone who dedicated their life to penis

Damn, that boy Jonathan sure is a meatmaster. He handled the whole football team with ease.

by Oxford Dictionary gen 2 May 26, 2022

meatmaster

A term describing either a male or female that loves to give oral sex to a male.

Lin's a real meatmaster! She love to suck on my dong 'til it's burning like a hot penny!

by pencil pud October 30, 2007

Mattmiester

One with a lot of Tattoos...Who enjoys midget porn...and a good kick in the balls. Mattmiesters natural envirnment is Fort Lauderdale. He can be seen stumbling around the fort lauderdale strip attemting to breed any given weekend night

We were walking down the strip and out it jumped from a dark alley... it was a wild Mattmiester

by Todd42012 March 27, 2011