Mattmiester

One with a lot of Tattoos...Who enjoys midget porn...and a good kick in the balls. Mattmiesters natural envirnment is Fort Lauderdale. He can be seen stumbling around the fort lauderdale strip attemting to breed any given weekend night

We were walking down the strip and out it jumped from a dark alley... it was a wild Mattmiester

by Todd42012 March 27, 2011

Mattmeister

A MATTMEISTER is a very sexy individual that loves to annoy people. This sexy man will do your mum if you call him fat and will also kill you. He is a super strong sexy beast that can beat anyone in a fight cause he’s that awesome. MATTMEISTERS are very nice and caring to people they like but racist dick heads to pricks

MATTMEISTER is there don’t mess with him

Girl 1: I met a very sexy man today
Girl 2: I bet it was a MATTMEISTER

Girl 1: yes how did you know
Girl 2: because they are the sexiest

by MATTMEISTER August 20, 2021

meatmiester

One who know's how to make music by using there twig and berries. One must use gentle squeezing while gently tugging on your 2nd brain.

When your taking a shit, and trying to force it out, and u fart out of your dick-hole. Very Painfull

by Cock Johnson III April 1, 2005