Mattmiester

One with a lot of Tattoos...Who enjoys midget porn...and a good kick in the balls. Mattmiesters natural envirnment is Fort Lauderdale. He can be seen stumbling around the fort lauderdale strip attemting to breed any given weekend night

We were walking down the strip and out it jumped from a dark alley... it was a wild Mattmiester

Mattmiester by Todd42012 March 27, 2011

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Mattmeister

A MATTMEISTER is a very sexy individual that loves to annoy people. This sexy man will do your mum if you call him fat and will also kill you. He is a super strong sexy beast that can beat anyone in a fight cause he’s that awesome. MATTMEISTERS are very nice and caring to people they like but racist dick heads to pricks

MATTMEISTER is there don’t mess with him

Girl 1: I met a very sexy man today
Girl 2: I bet it was a MATTMEISTER

Girl 1: yes how did you know
Girl 2: because they are the sexiest

Mattmeister by MATTMEISTER August 20, 2021

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meatmiester

One who know's how to make music by using there twig and berries. One must use gentle squeezing while gently tugging on your 2nd brain.

When your taking a shit, and trying to force it out, and u fart out of your dick-hole. Very Painfull

meatmiester by Cock Johnson III April 1, 2005

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Utility beer

Utility beer is the beer you keep around for the day-to-day moments when beer is a necessity to assist in pedestrian activities (golf, plumbing, yardwork, babysitting, staff meetings, Zoom calls). For the beer snob it is the beer you save for neighbors when they drop in at 3 p.m. on a Tuesday. It is differentiated from the actual high-end beer you save for special events, holidays, and special tastings.

Person 1: Dave, did you bring along those hazy craft IPA's so we could drink while cleaning Lyle's pool?
Person 2: Nope. I just have a bunch of utility beer that Steve dumped on me. Good enough for this. It is only 10:30 a.m.

Utility beer by lakeshore February 1, 2022

Word of the Day on August 10, 2026

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Oinking

Police activity, especially of the non-productive type i.e. The act of setting up and patrolling speed traps, harassing or arresting people based on appearance (racial profiling), breaking up parties, any sort of cannabis bust, etc.

"Did you see all the cops on highway 6? They are oinking hard!"

"I hope Johnny doesn't get caught with his bag of weed, the pigs are oinking"

Oinking by DontDrinkSoda June 29, 2013

Word of the Day on August 9, 2026

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Hopeslop

A video or picture depicting an unrealistic scenario that is often seen as hopeful but in reality, is unrealistic or otherwise rare in real life.

"0/10 hopeslop"

Hopeslop by rawmilkconsumer69 July 13, 2026

Word of the Day on August 8, 2026

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trespooping

The act of leaving poop in a toilet for the next person to see.

Someone needs to stop trespooping and flush that nasty thing down the toilet.

trespooping by TheRealInkweaver November 16, 2017

Word of the Day on August 7, 2026

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