Meatmaster
Meatmaster by Oxford Dictionary gen 2 May 26, 2022
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meatmaster
meatmaster by pencil pud October 30, 2007
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Meatmaster
I was not watching the footy tonight, because I am a Meatmaster taking a solid pegging whilst on the toe.
Meatmaster by TA25 May 30, 2026
Hugh Macmaster
Hugh MacMaster has a penis so large, he has to use a custom made condom. when entering other countries he has to declare his penis as a weapon of mass destruction, currently enlisted in the army his penis is regarded as a nuclear bomb as when he spurts semen entire cities can be leveled by the sheer torrent of the semen.
Hugh Macmaster by BBC123456789 October 26, 2020
metamasturbation
When you masturbate to a porno within a porno.
For example, when you are watching a porno and suddenly realize that the porno that the characters in the porno are watching is hotter than the porno that they themselves are doing.
For example, when you are watching a porno and suddenly realize that the porno that the characters in the porno are watching is hotter than the porno that they themselves are doing.
Creeper 1: Dude, did you watch Ass Adventure IV yet?
Creeper 2: Yeah, but I don't remember anything from it. I ended up doing some metamasturbation when the girlfriend put on that video in the living room to get herself in the mood.
Creeper 2: Yeah, but I don't remember anything from it. I ended up doing some metamasturbation when the girlfriend put on that video in the living room to get herself in the mood.
metamasturbation by St.Grizzly May 18, 2011
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