meatmonster

a large penis, phallic-saurus
co-worker:wow you look happy today sally!

sally: yea got attacked by the meatmonster last nite
by frankgrimey February 01, 2008
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cuntgrunt

an alternative to fanny fart but alot more more amusing
everything was going well until the cuntgrunt started, I lost my focus
by frankgrimey February 09, 2008
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