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meatmonster

a large penis, phallic-saurus
co-worker:wow you look happy today sally!

sally: yea got attacked by the meatmonster last nite
by frankgrimey February 1, 2008
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Meatmonster

A very large penis, usually prevalent on the African American and Redneck populations.
Dude, I just saw you looking at that mofucka's meatmonster in the dumpster.
by Ngn660 June 9, 2009
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Davenport Meatmonster

When a man and women are doing it doggy style the man grabs the womans arms put her ass up and does anal for a few seconds then bites onto her neck and rolls around while giving vaginal sex Then ounce complete The Man Roars and Says MEATMONSTER!
My Neighbors were doing the Davenport Meatmonster last night, I didnt get any sleep
by asdfadfasfasfsdafsaf May 10, 2010
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strangling the disobedient meat monster

The clinical term for "masterbation."

See fap, choking the chicken, jerkin my gerkin, spanking the monkey, whacking the weasel, jerking off, squirting the main vein, pleasuring yourself, inappropriate touching, old men, old men weiner, beating off, and animal sex.
During school, at work, and on the phone, I find myself strangling the disobedient meat monster.
by Joey Orgler 3 October 21, 2008
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meatmiester

One who know's how to make music by using there twig and berries. One must use gentle squeezing while gently tugging on your 2nd brain.
When your taking a shit, and trying to force it out, and u fart out of your dick-hole. Very Painfull
by Cock Johnson III April 1, 2005
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strangling the disobedient meat monster

The clinical term for "masterbation."

See fap, choking the chicken, jerkin my gerkin, spanking the monkey, whacking the weasel, jerking off, squirting the main vein, pleasuring yourself, inappropriate touching, old men, old men weiner, beating off, and animal sex.
During school, at work, and on the phone, I find myself strangling the disobedient meat monster
by Joey Orgler 3 October 22, 2008
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Meatmaster

Someone who dedicated their life to penis
Damn, that boy Jonathan sure is a meatmaster. He handled the whole football team with ease.
by Oxford Dictionary gen 2 May 26, 2022
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