meatmonster 

a large penis, phallic-saurus

co-worker:wow you look happy today sally!

sally: yea got attacked by the meatmonster last nite

meatmonster by frankgrimey February 1, 2008

Meatmonster 

A very large penis, usually prevalent on the African American and Redneck populations.

Dude, I just saw you looking at that mofucka's meatmonster in the dumpster.

Meatmonster by Ngn660 June 9, 2009

Davenport Meatmonster 

When a man and women are doing it doggy style the man grabs the womans arms put her ass up and does anal for a few seconds then bites onto her neck and rolls around while giving vaginal sex Then ounce complete The Man Roars and Says MEATMONSTER!

My Neighbors were doing the Davenport Meatmonster last night, I didnt get any sleep

Davenport Meatmonster by asdfadfasfasfsdafsaf May 10, 2010

strangling the disobedient meat monster 

The clinical term for "masterbation."

See fap, choking the chicken, jerkin my gerkin, spanking the monkey, whacking the weasel, jerking off, squirting the main vein, pleasuring yourself, inappropriate touching, old men, old men weiner, beating off, and animal sex.

During school, at work, and on the phone, I find myself strangling the disobedient meat monster.

strangling the disobedient meat monster by Joey Orgler 3 October 21, 2008

meatmiester 

One who know's how to make music by using there twig and berries. One must use gentle squeezing while gently tugging on your 2nd brain.

When your taking a shit, and trying to force it out, and u fart out of your dick-hole. Very Painfull

meatmiester by Cock Johnson III April 1, 2005

strangling the disobedient meat monster 

The clinical term for "masterbation."

See fap, choking the chicken, jerkin my gerkin, spanking the monkey, whacking the weasel, jerking off, squirting the main vein, pleasuring yourself, inappropriate touching, old men, old men weiner, beating off, and animal sex.

During school, at work, and on the phone, I find myself strangling the disobedient meat monster

strangling the disobedient meat monster by Joey Orgler 3 October 22, 2008

Meatmaster

Someone who dedicated their life to penis

Damn, that boy Jonathan sure is a meatmaster. He handled the whole football team with ease.

Meatmaster by Oxford Dictionary gen 2 May 26, 2022